Legal advice needed: not flushing = criminal offense???

Oddguwop

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Ok so I feel up on my rights and legal obligations most of the time butt am genuinely stumped right now.

We’ve got a guy at work (or group of guys) who seem to enjoy dropping enormous deuces and not flushing. It’s truly disgusting bro. I also wonder how in the hell some of these can be real. Very disturbing how much corn is consumed by my colleagues ass well. That said, it’s also kinda funny and entertaining to see what is coming out each day. Just keeps getting more extreme.

Anywho, the head honcho said that when a guy gets caught he will not only be fired butt also arrested and charged with a couple of criminal offense. He said “breach of the peace,” disorderly conducts and assault for starters. Seems more like terrorism to me butt not really my area. Butt also seems like bad manners not a crime my hosses.

Anywho, is the boss just being a douche or is the threat of criminal penalty for reals?? Figure some of our OB legal eagles have dealt with this a time or two and probably not that uncommon. I know it is a douche move butt I don’t agree with not flushing being a crime.
 

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