Lindy Lou, Tony Buzby, Chip Brown and Fertatti

[clob94]

So..........

Tony Buzby is an aggy, and a lawyer who got rich off the BP oil spill. Kind of a dueshe, but a "good aggy" that's given enough of his BP blood money to aggytown and now has a BOR position given to him by Rick Perry.
Buzby is friends with Tillman Fertatti. Tillman owns landry's and snaked the houston rockets out from under the favorite to buy the rockets, Dikembe Mutombo and his investment group. Tillman hates Texas, the BIG 12 (he thinks he actually had a shot at getting houston into the conference) and he really hates Tom Herman.

Tillman, ever the sh!t stirring tw@t, has been, in his off time, trying to get back at Texas and Herman for his slights of Houston.

Tillman and Buzby share a common interest, hatred of texas. Buzby, if you've seen photos of him, ain't a beauty queen and "allegedly" has a side piece named Lindy Lou who's a court reporter in Dallas. Buzby helps her go from a C cup to a double D cup because, well, who wouldn't.

Tillman and Buzby decide to throw some shade at Herman because they can, and they use Lindy Lou (side piece) as the bag man so they both have plausible deniability. Side piece reaches out to Chip to start running negative hit pieces on Herman for payments. Side piece does her job and shows up at Buzby's house expecting a new rolex or the Aston Martin vanquish she wants really really badly (that's a fact). Problem is, by now, Buzby is tired of side piece because she's 29 and either drunk or coked up 24/7.

Side piece lindy Lou discovers her services are no longer needed/wanted and decides to boil a rabbit by taking it out on Andy warhol paintings and a Rodin sculpture (allegedly) in Buzby's house.

Now side piece lindy Lou is saying she's going to blow the lid off the whole thing. She can offer up Tillman, chip, buzby and the Herman plan.


I'm not saying sh!t other than this...... there's more to the story (allegedly) but this is just a brief synopsis of what's out there in the public eye so far.
Talk amongst yourselves.

 

[LonghornMM]

So..........

Tony Buzby is an aggy, and a lawyer who got rich off the BP oil spill. Kind of a dueshe, but a "good aggy" that's given enough of his BP blood money to aggytown and now has a BOR position given to him by Rick Perry.
Buzby is friends with Tillman Fertatti. Tillman owns landry's and snaked the houston rockets out from under the favorite to buy the rockets, Dikembe Mutombo and his investment group. Tillman hates Texas, the BIG 12 (he thinks he actually had a shot at getting houston into the conference) and he really hates Tom Herman.

Tillman, ever the sh!t stirring tw@t, has been, in his off time, trying to get back at Texas and Herman for his slights of Houston.

Tillman and Buzby share a common interest, hatred of texas. Buzby, if you've seen photos of him, ain't a beauty queen and "allegedly" has a side piece named Lindy Lou who's a court reporter in Dallas. Buzby helps her go from a C cup to a double D cup because, well, who wouldn't.

Tillman and Buzby decide to throw some shade at Herman because they can, and they use Lindy Lou (side piece) as the bag man so they both have plausible deniability. Side piece reaches out to Chip to start running negative hit pieces on Herman for payments. Side piece does her job and shows up at Buzby's house expecting a new rolex or the Aston Martin vanquish she wants really really badly (that's a fact). Problem is, by now, Buzby is tired of side piece because she's 29 and either drunk or coked up 24/7.

Side piece lindy Lou discovers her services are no longer needed/wanted and decides to boil a rabbit by taking it out on Andy warhol paintings and a Rodin sculpture (allegedly) in Buzby's house.

Now side piece lindy Lou is saying she's going to blow the lid off the whole thing. She can offer up Tillman, chip, buzby and the Herman plan.


I'm not saying sh!t other than this...... there's more to the story (allegedly) but this is just a brief synopsis of what's out there in the public eye so far.
Talk amongst yourselves.

What does Buzby, Fertitta, or Lindy Lou have on Herman that could put him in a compromising position?

 

[diadevic]

If nothing else, makes for good gossip. So my questions are - based on your description of her, it would seem that she has little, if any credibility ("drunk/coked up"). Is she credible? And does any of this amount to a crime? And I'm not a paying customer, but did Chip run his hit pieces? And if they are willing to go to those lengths, then surely they are paying players, right? Inquiring minds want to know.

And remind those other two guys its just a freaking football game.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Damn she looks like a junkie

 

[speedstrength]

Paying someone to write articles is not illegal.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

So Lindy Lou has been reaching out to Chip & giving true or false information to make Herman look bad? Chip has been printing this stuff? Now, Lindy Lou is pissed & is threatening to tell that she has been giving true or false statements to Chip for payments from this rich Aggie?

Is that the bottom line?

 

[diadevic]

Paying someone to write articles is not illegal.

True, but to the extent its not true there is at least a civil action for libel.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Now side piece lindy Lou is saying she's going to blow the lid off the whole thing. She can offer up Tillman, chip, buzby and the Herman plan.

I think what Clob is saying is that Lindy will tell everyone how Tillman and Buzby had a plan to make Herman look bad so we lose recruits. Not that they have anything on Herman. Herman get's the last laugh any how I think he used the U of H bubble for the team while here in Houston. That's great considering I'm sure Tillman paid for it!

 

[Belldozer1]

Apparently her and her ex husband lived in Preston Hollow at one time right around the corner from my grandmother who lives on Deloache Ave and has since the 50’s.

 

[mm42]

But Lindy Lou helped the grinch's heart grow 4 times that day.

 

[ryan_sublett]

It’s not ilegal to pay for stories nmost legit news outlets don’t do it, but a lot of tabloids do. In order for libel to come in to play I beleive you have to prove thecreporter knew the story wasn’t true when he/she reported it. That’s why it’s hardly ever won.

About the only thing that could get Herman in trouble in terms of his reputation or his job would be major recruiting violations, or if he was doing a Hugh Freeze and seeing hookers on recruiting trips or whatever. Most anything else she had(if she has anything) would be embaressing maybe but that’s it.

 

[mm42]

I thought Fertatti was Herman's BFF. You will not believe how many stories I read on Aggie boards about Fertatti, Herman, Las Vegas, Cocaine, wife swap parties, and many other things I wanted to kind of believe. Wonder if Linda Lou Who was the source there too.

 

[ryan_sublett]

I thought Fertatti was Herman's BFF. You will not believe how many stories I read on Aggie boards about Fertatti, Herman, Las Vegas, Cocaine, wife swap parties, and many other things I wanted to kind of believe. Wonder if Linda Lou Who was the source there too.

I think they were BFF till Herman took his money in 2015 and still left for Texas exactly a year later. I think that ended the Bromance.

 

[oldhorn2]

Is this the chick?

 

[2300 Nueces]

it's george castanza.

 

[mm42]

Is this the chick?

I bet she is a freak. Not a beauty, but I bet she has some skills, that would make you feel bad about yourself (in a good way).

And if that women is 29, she has lived a hard life.

 

[bubba2023]

Sounds fun but more convoluted than a JFK conspiracy.

 

[Belldozer1]

Is this the chick?

Oldhorn I’m willing to bet that as experienced and kinky as she appears, she has probably never seen one of your hand whittled wood condoms that you used to use back in the day.

 

[diadevic]

I thought Fertatti was Herman's BFF. You will not believe how many stories I read on Aggie boards about Fertatti, Herman, Las Vegas, Cocaine, wife swap parties, and many other things I wanted to kind of believe. Wonder if Linda Lou Who was the source there too.

Wife swap parties? Tell me more!

 

[RoboCocks21]

I bet she is a freak. Not a beauty, but I bet she has some skills, that would make you feel bad about yourself (in a good way).

And if that women is 29, she has lived a hard life.

Go look at her mugshot

 

[TexExSpur]

Lindy Lou Layman, crazy at its best.

 

[bubba2023]

Wife swap parties? Tell me more!

Unfortunately you have to swap back at the end.

 

[Scholz]

And if that women is 29, she has lived a hard life.

 

[oldschoolcat]

Buzbee has a tank....and parks it in front of his house in River Oaks. I like him just because of that.

 

[Scholz]

Buzbee has a tank....and parks it in front of his house in River Oaks. I like him just because of that.

And he paid $600K because the seller knew he was a moronic redass aggy and he got suckered thinking it had this glorious WWII history when it was really just sitting in a parking lot the whole war.

 

[clob94]

And he paid $600K because the seller knew he was a moronic redass aggy and he got suckered thinking it had this glorious WWII history when it was really just sitting in a parking lot the whole war.

Now that part I didn't know Scholz. So he basically bought a tank and then put it on display only to find out that never saw battle.

That sounds so much like aggy...... but to answer the rest of you:
Ya-- these two clowns got together with their mutual hatred of texas and Herman and basically dreamed up ways to piss in Tom's cheerios. But because Tillman would look like the butthurt little b!tch that he is, and Buzby was on the aggy BOR, that would be a really bad look.

So buzby gets his side piece to approach Chip and cajole him into writing some negative nancy stories about Tommy. (allegedly) Lord only knows what she offered. So Chip, who has a reputation for scooping first, asking questions later, then lying about it all, writes a piece or two throwing some shade on Herman.

Side piece Lindy Lou either doesn't get what was promised to her or finally finds out she's the side pieces.... perhaps both..... and she goes Fatal Attraction in Buzby's BP oil spill mansion, filled with art worth millions, because, you know, nothing says "I helped clean up the gulf Coast and helped out all those shrimpers and oyster farmers" like filling your house full of oil paintings....... and ruins a couple of Andy warhol portraits and allegedly breaks a Rodin statue (if true that thing is worth millions) while showing her displeasure with Buzby.

But checking out her mugshot AND looking at recent photos of her (from a few months ago) she went from crazy hot to crack ho in no time at all. I mean she took a noze dive. She's either on a bad bender or she spray paints her make up on.

Either way, girl's got some issues.

 

[Scholz]

That’s meth face

 

[oldhorn2]

cant be Sholz......teeth not all messed up

 

[Scholz]

Early stages

 

[diadevic]

29 my a**!

 

[weevilcatch]

Nice work Chip Brown! You sir are still a clown

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Fake eyelashes, fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde and ****ed eyebrows.

 

[BringBackRoyal]

Clob, you should post this on the Chip Brown fatwa thread on shaggy.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/183757-Chip-Brown-and-24-7-actively-undermining-UT

Screw Chip Brown & 247 for attempting to hurt UT. They should be banned from UT.

 

[weevilcatch]

Chip Brown is an assclown. Has been for some time now.