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***Official Texas vs Brokeback Mountain thread***

Go back, watch the game. Tell me we dont move the chains and win 50-10 if we catch the fkin ball
 
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I'm watching now. Got my notepad out.
watch it. and explain to these ppl that Sark can call the plays. QE can throw the ball. if we dont catch the ball we cant move the chains. YES sark should have ran the ball more. but also if we catch the dropped passes we have we can move the chains and the ball game is COMPLETLY different.

Also im 6 shiners and 4 whiskey on the rocks in.
 
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watch it. and explain to these ppl that Sark can call the plays. QE can throw the ball. if we dont catch the ball we cant move the chains. YES sark should have ran the ball more. but also if we catch the dropped passes we have we can move the chains and the ball game is COMPLETLY different.

Also im 6 shiners and 4 whiskey on the rocks in.
ALSO how the D played lights out. one bad play by our freshman linebacker and we win 31-3 at worst.
 
ALSO ontop of all the other weird games today

Michigan beats BOWLING GREEN 31-6... FSU almost loses to Boston College ...Georgia almost loses to South Carolina ...


was a weird day in college football
 
TCU last year was the best 4th quarter team in the country and went to the National Championship..JS
 
watch it. and explain to these ppl that Sark can call the plays. QE can throw the ball. if we dont catch the ball we cant move the chains. YES sark should have ran the ball more. but also if we catch the dropped passes we have we can move the chains and the ball game is COMPLETLY different.

Also im 6 shiners and 4 whiskey on the rocks in.

Warm bodies understand that.

Why do you think Sark and QE are perfect and beyond criticism?
 
Warm bodies understand that.

Why do you think Sark and QE are perfect and beyond criticism?
I dont at all. go to last season . i gave my fair share of criticism sir. Tonight as not on either of them. Sorry not sorry but i call it how i see it . We dropped so many passes tonight. How do you blame the play caller or the QB when we drop passes that would continue drives? I mean common.
 
I dont at all. go to last season . i gave my fair share of criticism sir. Tonight as not on either of them. Sorry not sorry but i call it how i see it . We dropped so many passes tonight. How do you blame the play caller or the QB when we drop passes that would continue drives? I mean common.

I call it how I see it as well. QE ****ed up. A lot. So did Sark. But we won. Eventually Sark will need to just be HC, like any other normal HC. And that’s ok.
 
I call it how I see it as well. QE ****ed up. A lot. So did Sark. But we won. Eventually Sark will need to just be HC, like any other normal HC. And that’s ok.
How do you say Sark fked up when the players dont exceute. i really dont get that. Homie drops a 1st and 10 pass for 8 yards and its sarks falt. makes no sense.
 
On a side note--- those blinky LED lights are REALLY helping us put points on the board tonight.
Wow clob, disappointed in you. It’s not normal you don’t have a fvcking clue.

FYI, the light show happens to be after 3rd quarter. Long after you posted this pathetic attempt at being a smartass.

Also FYI, after third quarter just happens to be when this team woke up. According to the guys at OTF, the light show recharged the crowd, and woke up the team.

Keep trying, though.
 
Wow clob, disappointed in you. It’s not normal you don’t have a fvcking clue.

FYI, the light show happens to be after 3rd quarter. Long after you posted this pathetic attempt at being a smartass.

Also FYI, after third quarter just happens to be when this team woke up. According to the guys at OTF, the light show recharged the crowd, and woke up the team.

Keep trying, though.
Dude...... put down the handle of Wild Turkey and realize 2 things.
1. The light show is a symptom of something that has happened at Texas over the last decade. "Giving without earning".
I could LITERALLY list 100 things installed, put in, built for, given to, designed because of, or retrofitted to- this football team over the last 10 years that had ZERO to do with improving performance- and EVERYTHING to do with "swagcopter status". Things done under Strong, Herman and Sark-- from underwater speaker systems in the rehab pool, to synchronized LED string lights in the cubby area of the lockers, to reclining chase lounges in front of the lockers, to 140 pre-programmed wifi music channels (I can keep going)- are all designed to do one thing-- oooooo and awwwww recruits into coming here. None of it is designed to help our players improve. We have a barber shop. We have a juicer with 16 fruit flavors.
Now I GET that we spent a small FORTUNE to both design and install these LED lights all over the stadium- not JUST for the players- but for the fan experience. But at the end of the day, the fans are there BECAUSE of the players. And honestly- aside from beating (what appears to be) a now much depleted Alabama squad, what HAS this team done during the Sark tenure that has earned them all these creature comforts? We've been to 1 bowl game in which we were manhandled. We had a losing record year 1.
I don't want our program to devolve into just a "Kevin Sumlin Hype Machine". Put some fvcking skins on the wall and then install all the pole dancing girls and laser shows you want.
2. I've earned to right to criticize pretty much anything that rankles me with regard to that program. Now if you've cut checks to it or had body parts removed because of it, cool- but everybody is entitled to their opinion. And if I become snarky because I'm watching a team with loads of talent massively underperform against a team that should have been put in an early grave late in the 2nd quarter- and I decide to poke fun at the fact they they sprinkled fvcking glitter on old Smokey and drew a rainbow across the goal line at DKR- (those two things would have about as much bearing on our performance as the LED lightshow) then sit back, take a pull off your whiskey bottle and laugh-- because this ain't about you.
It's about priorities.
What makes kids want to come here and play?
Wins...... or LED lights?
Alabama got a laser show? No
Georgia got a fountain/water Bellagio light show? No.
But 5 stars still go there. Not for the gimmicks--- but for the skins on the wall.
Making the "kids happy with swag status" was an aggy thing during Sumlin's time there. I don't want the potential we have here now, to end up like that sh!t show.
 
How do you say Sark fked up when the players dont exceute. i really dont get that. Homie drops a 1st and 10 pass for 8 yards and its sarks falt. makes no sense.

Well, the alternative is that he called a perfect game. I think Sark would even say he didn't.

Part of calling plays is reading the vibe of your offense and having a feel for the game. That is HARD AS SHIT to do when you're also trying to be head coach....it just is. Through the middle of the game Sark didn't seem to have that feel.

I highly doubt Sark would say he called a masterful game. He did fine, but we don't need fine.

If I have time I'll look over the game and find some errors I'm sure. That doesn't mean I think I'm smarter, or that I think Sark is dumb, so please don't go that route. :)

Maybe game 110 it will start to click and he will find that magic formula of being HC/OC, but I have my doubts. Even Lincoln Riley, who I think is a masterful designer of plays and play caller, screws up because he doesn't always have the best feel for the game and forgets you have to play defense too.
 
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Well, the alternative is that he called a perfect game. I think Sark would even say he didn't.

Part of calling plays is reading the vibe of your offense and having a feel for the game. That is HARD AS SHIT to do when you're also trying to be head coach....it just is. Through the middle of the game Sark didn't seem to have that feel.

I highly doubt Sark would say he called a masterful game. He did fine, but we don't need fine.

If I have time I'll look over the game and find some errors I'm sure. That doesn't mean I think I'm smarter, or that I think Sark is dumb, so please don't go that route. :)

Maybe game 110 it will start to click and he will find that magic formula of being HC/OC, but I have my doubts. Even Lincoln Riley, who I think is a masterful designer of plays and play caller, screws up because he doesn't always have the best feel for the game and forgets you have to play defense too.
You're still completely disregarding the fact that it didn't matter what sark calls if we don't... catch..the damn ..ball
 
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You're still completely disregarding the fact that it didn't matter what sark calls if we don't... catch..the damn ..ball
We lost out on at least 10 points. 41-10 should have been the score (minimum).

Laws of transitive properties, we still beat Tech by 4 scores. I'll take that all day.
 
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I dont want to get in the way of....or into the Ewers/Sark/ LED show/or anything else above my pay grade. I try not to punch above my weight class, but I can bullshit with the best of them.

I simply want to add one teeny point....If our WR's want to insure that big payday they are going to HAVE to catch most of what they can get their hands on. Behind them, too high, too low, they need to bring in most times to get on that low round draft draft board. I am not forgiving Quinn or Sark....just stating what is
 
We lost out on at least 10 points. 41-10 should have been the score (minimum).

Laws of transitive properties, we still beat Tech by 4 scores. I'll take that all day.
Does transitive property apply to football?
 
You're still completely disregarding the fact that it didn't matter what sark calls if we don't... catch..the damn ..ball

I mean, yeah. Block, make guys miss, throw catchable balls, don't commit penalties, catch the ball and so on.

When none of that happens, the finger points back to OC, then down. Fair or not, that is the guy in charge of everything, so he is ultimately responsible for everything that happens on the field.
 
Dude...... put down the handle of Wild Turkey and realize 2 things.
1. The light show is a symptom of something that has happened at Texas over the last decade. "Giving without earning".
I could LITERALLY list 100 things installed, put in, built for, given to, designed because of, or retrofitted to- this football team over the last 10 years that had ZERO to do with improving performance- and EVERYTHING to do with "swagcopter status". Things done under Strong, Herman and Sark-- from underwater speaker systems in the rehab pool, to synchronized LED string lights in the cubby area of the lockers, to reclining chase lounges in front of the lockers, to 140 pre-programmed wifi music channels (I can keep going)- are all designed to do one thing-- oooooo and awwwww recruits into coming here. None of it is designed to help our players improve. We have a barber shop. We have a juicer with 16 fruit flavors.
Now I GET that we spent a small FORTUNE to both design and install these LED lights all over the stadium- not JUST for the players- but for the fan experience. But at the end of the day, the fans are there BECAUSE of the players. And honestly- aside from beating (what appears to be) a now much depleted Alabama squad, what HAS this team done during the Sark tenure that has earned them all these creature comforts? We've been to 1 bowl game in which we were manhandled. We had a losing record year 1.
I don't want our program to devolve into just a "Kevin Sumlin Hype Machine". Put some fvcking skins on the wall and then install all the pole dancing girls and laser shows you want.
2. I've earned to right to criticize pretty much anything that rankles me with regard to that program. Now if you've cut checks to it or had body parts removed because of it, cool- but everybody is entitled to their opinion. And if I become snarky because I'm watching a team with loads of talent massively underperform against a team that should have been put in an early grave late in the 2nd quarter- and I decide to poke fun at the fact they they sprinkled fvcking glitter on old Smokey and drew a rainbow across the goal line at DKR- (those two things would have about as much bearing on our performance as the LED lightshow) then sit back, take a pull off your whiskey bottle and laugh-- because this ain't about you.
It's about priorities.
What makes kids want to come here and play?
Wins...... or LED lights?
Alabama got a laser show? No
Georgia got a fountain/water Bellagio light show? No.
But 5 stars still go there. Not for the gimmicks--- but for the skins on the wall.
Making the "kids happy with swag status" was an aggy thing during Sumlin's time there. I don't want the potential we have here now, to end up like that sh!t show.
All good. I was just pissed last night, and not in a mood for your snide remarks.

Georgia and Alabama do have light shows. They’re pretty much who we got the idea from.
 
You're still completely disregarding the fact that it didn't matter what sark calls if we don't... catch..the damn ..ball
Plenty of blame to go around. Yes the WRs were terrible, but Quinn was terrible, too. He’s still way too lazy in his fundamentals, and has a long way go. I’m still far from convinced he’s the guy.
 
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