**OFFICIAL Texas vs Colorado aggy Thread of Debut**

[hookem777]

Defense looks awesome

 

[Etlonghorn]

Tackling has definitely improved. Secondary looks better for sure. 14 would have had a big day against us last year.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Does this feel weird guys? When was the last time we have felt like this for game 1?

 

[clob94]

Does this feel weird guys? When was the last time we have felt like this for game 1?

Exactly.

Opening game. Up by 6 scores. Pitching a shutout.

This is how we are supposed to look.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Does this feel weird guys? When was the last time we have felt like this for game 1?

2005?

 

[hookem777]

Sark isn't Mack brown. He's ganna let Arch rip it

 

[Etlonghorn]

Exactly.

Opening game. Up by 6 scores. Pitching a shutout.

This is how we are supposed to look.

Yes sir. This is what Alabama under Saban did to people that they out talented.

 

[hookem777]

Gibson looks most physical than Baxter

 

[Etlonghorn]

Walk on with 5 yards.

 

[weevilcatch]

We got Bond. Bolden. Golden. and our receiver consigliere Wingo. Oh yeah, almost forgot our other group. Meet our TE group Helm, Davis Niblack

This group will Cook…

Lol. Reminds me of purple cobras inteo

 

[weevilcatch]

Exactly.

Opening game. Up by 6 scores. Pitching a shutout.

This is how we are supposed to look.

It’s weird. I’m not pissed and cussing doom and gloom.

 

[clob94]

We got Bond. Bolden. Golden. and our receiver consigliere Wingo. Oh yeah, almost forgot meet our TE group Helm, Davis Niblack

This group will Cook…

Lol. Reminds me of purple cobras inteo

I guess "purple cobra" means something different to me than it does to you.

 

[hookem777]

Also remember...CSU isn't temple. This team will likely win their conference

 

[Hoookem722]

This is the best Texas team since 2008 and I don’t have a doubt in my mind about it. So nice to come out and punch a team in the mouth like we’re supposed to.

 

[hookem777]

Golden ,bolden and bond sounds like a law firm

 

[weevilcatch]

I guess "purple cobra" means something different to me than it does to you.

Lol. Probably

I was thinking of Dodgeball the movie

 

[Hoookem722]

We got Bond. Bolden. Golden. and our receiver consigliere Wingo. Oh yeah, almost forgot our other group. Meet our TE group Helm, Davis Niblack

This group will Cook…

Lol. Reminds me of purple cobras inteo

I could see 4-5 guys going over 800 yards

 

[weevilcatch]

Also remember...CSU isn't temple. This team will likely win their conference

Meh. I think they’re 8-4 and 3rd in MWC

 

[clob94]

It’s weird. I’m not pissed and cussing doom and gloom.

Enjoyable fvcking day, ain't it?

Feels nice.

Relaxing.

Watching a team play within it's potential against a lesser opponent is gratifying.

My blood pressure is low. I haven't drank like a fish. I've enjoyed preparing my steaks. I've only yelled at the TV when Jake "Fvcking" Majors did something stupid. The back-ups are in so i wont be losing my sh!t over stupid mistakes. I'm in a darn good mood.
For the last decade, many of you in here have only heard me be (mostly) negative in my criticism of this team. You've only seen Angry Clob. Or Critical Clob. Or Flabbergasted Clob.


But not today. Today you get to see "pretty fvcking content" Clob.

 

[Hoookem722]

Enjoyable fvcking day, ain't it?

Feels nice.

Relaxing.

Watching a team play within it's potential against a lesser opponent is gratifying.

My blood pressure is low. I have drank like a fish. I've enjoyed preparing my steaks. I've only yelled at the TV when Jake "Fvcking" Majors did something stupid. He back-ups are in so i wont be losing my sh!t over stupid mistakes. I'm in a darn good mood.
For the last decade, many of you in here have only heard me be (mostly) negative in my criticism of this team. You've only seen Angry Clob. Or Critical Clob. Or Flabbergasted Clob.


But not today. Today you get to see "pretty fvcking content" Clob.

I think we’ve all been there over the last 14 years lol. Sark has slowly turned this thing around though

 

[westx]

Bolden is a Sr. Damn dumb. I love the guy, but be smart and protect the ball

 

[Etlonghorn]

Man, every throw Arch makes is right where it’s supposed to be.

 

[hookem777]

Enjoyable fvcking day, ain't it?

Feels nice.

Relaxing.

Watching a team play within it's potential against a lesser opponent is gratifying.

My blood pressure is low. I have drank like a fish. I've enjoyed preparing my steaks. I've only yelled at the TV when Jake "Fvcking" Majors did something stupid. He back-ups are in so i wont be losing my sh!t over stupid mistakes. I'm in a darn good mood.
For the last decade, many of you in here have only heard me be (mostly) negative in my criticism of this team. You've only seen Angry Clob. Or Critical Clob. Or Flabbergasted Clob.


But not today. Today you get to see "pretty fvcking content" Clob.

Say it mf'er say it lmao we're soooo baaaa.....

 

[westx]

This is the best Texas team since 2008 and I don’t have a doubt in my mind about it. So nice to come out and punch a team in the mouth like we’re supposed to.

How you been, man. It has been a little while since I have seen you around these parts.

 

[hookem777]

Don't give up to shut out damnit

 

[westx]

That was not a horse collar

 

[hookem777]

What a PICK!!

 

[Etlonghorn]

BS call. Shoulder pad all the way.
Big play be the fish!!

 

[hookem777]

I'm so damn happy right now

 

[HornDrummer]

Golden ,bolden and bond sounds like a law firm

I knew someone would beat me to that 😂

 

[weevilcatch]

Enjoyable fvcking day, ain't it?

Feels nice.

Relaxing.

Watching a team play within it's potential against a lesser opponent is gratifying.

My blood pressure is low. I have drank like a fish. I've enjoyed preparing my steaks. I've only yelled at the TV when Jake "Fvcking" Majors did something stupid. He back-ups are in so i wont be losing my sh!t over stupid mistakes. I'm in a darn good mood.
For the last decade, many of you in here have only heard me be (mostly) negative in my criticism of this team. You've only seen Angry Clob. Or Critical Clob. Or Flabbergasted Clob.


But not today. Today you get to see "pretty fvcking content" Clob.

Cue Ice Cube!

 

[hookem777]

Cue Ice Cube!

today was a good day

 

[clob94]

today was a good day

Didn't even have to use my AK......

 

[freeper]

Didn't even have to use my AK......

I find it only fitting that Little Clob begins his first full season of Longhorn football with an absolute ass-spanking of the opponent....as God intended.....

 

[clob94]

I find it only fitting that Little Clob begins his first full season of Longhorn football with an absolute ass-spanking of the opponent....as God intended.....

He enjoyed it. Now he's going to get to enjoy watching aggy lose to the blue blood of all blue bloods.