Ya I know I'm 20 hours early. If you don't want to talk about it yet then stay there on your couch and keep finger popping your a$$hole.
Early report on Rice is that they're really smart. Just kidding. Smart kids go to Stanford.
Their QB is a kid that has played at Georgia, Southern Cal, and west Virginia. JT Daniels. Don't know if you've seen him or not but he looks like the Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen. If you were wondering what was eating Gilbert Grape, it was probably JT Daniels.
He fat. Or at least I heard he was fat this summer. They said they were putting him on a diet but I don't know which one.
Then there is the Christian McCaffrey's little brother. He's a WR. No, he ain't as fast as big bro. No, he ain't as strong as big bro. And since he went to Rice, he ain't as smart as big bro.
They've got a 6th year Sr transfer from UCLA that ain't done sh!t. White boy WR. 6'4 I think.
They've got a 6'5 tight end. He seems to be their go to.
They can't run the ball.
Their Dline might as well be holding red capes and yelling "olé".
Offense comes from David Shaw at Stanford coaching tree.
Honestly, we should score 60. I know we won't because running up the score hurts the feelings of the pvssy b!tch soccer moms that live in Virginia..... and you get blasted on Twitter anytime you show aggression in a sporting event that could wreck the self value of your opponent. But it's these same ppl that think it's OK for a dude with a dick to tuck it back and curb stomp girls in a swim meet.
Oh well.
Let's go score 42 by half and get Malik in there for the 3rd and Peyton/Eli in there for the 4th. Separate the sh!t from the cotton seed and give Saban something to worry about next week.
Early report on Rice is that they're really smart. Just kidding. Smart kids go to Stanford.
Their QB is a kid that has played at Georgia, Southern Cal, and west Virginia. JT Daniels. Don't know if you've seen him or not but he looks like the Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen. If you were wondering what was eating Gilbert Grape, it was probably JT Daniels.
He fat. Or at least I heard he was fat this summer. They said they were putting him on a diet but I don't know which one.
Then there is the Christian McCaffrey's little brother. He's a WR. No, he ain't as fast as big bro. No, he ain't as strong as big bro. And since he went to Rice, he ain't as smart as big bro.
They've got a 6th year Sr transfer from UCLA that ain't done sh!t. White boy WR. 6'4 I think.
They've got a 6'5 tight end. He seems to be their go to.
They can't run the ball.
Their Dline might as well be holding red capes and yelling "olé".
Offense comes from David Shaw at Stanford coaching tree.
Honestly, we should score 60. I know we won't because running up the score hurts the feelings of the pvssy b!tch soccer moms that live in Virginia..... and you get blasted on Twitter anytime you show aggression in a sporting event that could wreck the self value of your opponent. But it's these same ppl that think it's OK for a dude with a dick to tuck it back and curb stomp girls in a swim meet.
Oh well.
Let's go score 42 by half and get Malik in there for the 3rd and Peyton/Eli in there for the 4th. Separate the sh!t from the cotton seed and give Saban something to worry about next week.
