Good morning all you bright eyed, bushy tailed, coffee chugging cock swingers. It's gameday. And today, the Texas Longhorns play the Horned Frogs of TCU. Some fun little factoids about TCU and horned frogs-
Did you know--They aren't frogs. In fact, they are lizards, The official name of the species is the Texas Horned Lizard.
They are also a threatened and protected species.
Horned lizards are the official reptile of the state of Texas.
Their diet is made up of mostly ants, particularly harvestor ants. And the reason they are threatened is population growth of fire ants and humans.
The Texas Horned lizard is the largest of the 21 species of horned lizards.
Their horns atop their head are made of actual bone.
TCU was founded by two brothers, Addison and Randolph Clark, who fought for the Confederacy during the Civil war. They wanted it to be the first coed school in the Western US.
Did you know that TCU was founded in Fort Worth but was moved to Waco because of bar fights? It's true.
The Chisolm Trail transformed Fort Worth into a booming cowtown filled with Cowboys. The area next door to TCU was filled with bars and whore houses, often worked by TCU female students. The area became known as "Hell's Half Acre". Because of this debauchery, the school was uprooted and moved to Waco.
It was during its time in Waco that TCU adopted its purple school color and mascot. They couldn't......... bear being the same green color as their crosstown Arch enemy, Baylor.
It spent 15 years in Waco until a mysterious fire burned down the TCU faculty building and then a certifiably insane widow convinced them to move back to Fort Worth. Yup. She was fresh out of the looney bend, coo coo crazy. Her name was Mary Burnett and her husband had her committed to a mental hospital because she was nuts. 10 years, actually. She was convinced he was trying to kill her, so he had her institutionalized for a decade. When she finally got out, she discovered her husband was dead, and he'd left her NONE of his oil and cattle fortune. His name was Samuel Burk Burnett. Yep. That guy.
Did you know that TCU was not only the first coed school in Texss, but also the first west of the Mississippi? Interesting stuff.
How about this-- Did you know that 4 out of 10 TCU female students believe that having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, retains their virginity? That's a true study. It was conducted in the mid 1990s. 4 of those 10 coeds let me drill them right in the poop chute.
So now you know more about TCU. A school founded in a cow town by Confederates. Uprooted and moved because of drunkards. Funded by a bat sh!t crazy widow. Truly earned its nick name of Purple Baylor while in Waco. And being the first coed school west of the Mississippi filled with girls that believe that Jesus thinks its OK to take it up the ass.
From my couch watching GameDay and wishing ESPN would fire that fvcking idiot Pat McAfee------
TEXAS!
Did you know--They aren't frogs. In fact, they are lizards, The official name of the species is the Texas Horned Lizard.
They are also a threatened and protected species.
Horned lizards are the official reptile of the state of Texas.
Their diet is made up of mostly ants, particularly harvestor ants. And the reason they are threatened is population growth of fire ants and humans.
The Texas Horned lizard is the largest of the 21 species of horned lizards.
Their horns atop their head are made of actual bone.
TCU was founded by two brothers, Addison and Randolph Clark, who fought for the Confederacy during the Civil war. They wanted it to be the first coed school in the Western US.
Did you know that TCU was founded in Fort Worth but was moved to Waco because of bar fights? It's true.
The Chisolm Trail transformed Fort Worth into a booming cowtown filled with Cowboys. The area next door to TCU was filled with bars and whore houses, often worked by TCU female students. The area became known as "Hell's Half Acre". Because of this debauchery, the school was uprooted and moved to Waco.
It was during its time in Waco that TCU adopted its purple school color and mascot. They couldn't......... bear being the same green color as their crosstown Arch enemy, Baylor.
It spent 15 years in Waco until a mysterious fire burned down the TCU faculty building and then a certifiably insane widow convinced them to move back to Fort Worth. Yup. She was fresh out of the looney bend, coo coo crazy. Her name was Mary Burnett and her husband had her committed to a mental hospital because she was nuts. 10 years, actually. She was convinced he was trying to kill her, so he had her institutionalized for a decade. When she finally got out, she discovered her husband was dead, and he'd left her NONE of his oil and cattle fortune. His name was Samuel Burk Burnett. Yep. That guy.
Did you know that TCU was not only the first coed school in Texss, but also the first west of the Mississippi? Interesting stuff.
How about this-- Did you know that 4 out of 10 TCU female students believe that having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, retains their virginity? That's a true study. It was conducted in the mid 1990s. 4 of those 10 coeds let me drill them right in the poop chute.
So now you know more about TCU. A school founded in a cow town by Confederates. Uprooted and moved because of drunkards. Funded by a bat sh!t crazy widow. Truly earned its nick name of Purple Baylor while in Waco. And being the first coed school west of the Mississippi filled with girls that believe that Jesus thinks its OK to take it up the ass.
From my couch watching GameDay and wishing ESPN would fire that fvcking idiot Pat McAfee------
TEXAS!
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