"Well damn clob, how'd you know this would happen. I mean, you just predicted this a day or so ago. Can you, Clob, see the future?"
"No, I can't predict the future. What I do is, I pretend to be the dumbest mother fvcker alive-- Like I'm in the Joe Biden administration, or I'm one of the 9.95 twats on OrangeBloods. Then I think of the easiest way to cover my ass if I were in this predicament."
Tune in next time when Clob predicts how many times Joe Biden will reference his dead son during his next speech, while completely ignoring the crack head son, and sexually abused daughter.