There was a lady who walked into a bridal shop and told the sales person that she wanted a wedding dress for her third wedding.
The sales person asked, “What did you have in mind?”
“Well,” she replied, “I would like a long white dress with a flowing veil!”,
Tactfully, the sales person responded, “That’s a little surprising. You see, those types of dresses are usually reserved for a first time bride who is…, well, more innocent,”
With an irritated look the lady said, “I am as innocent as any first bride!
You see, when my first husband married me, the whole ordeal was too much for his heart. So when we got to the hotel he had a heart attack and fell down dead!”
“Oh! I am so sorry! But what about the other two?” Asked the sales person.
Well, right after the wedding when we were being driven to the ceremony, he and I got into a big fight and we haven’t spoke since.
We quickly got the wedding annulled.”
A little confused, the sales person again asked, “What about the third one?”
“Well, he was a democrat. And for 4 years all he would do was to sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it was going to be”
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The sales person asked, “What did you have in mind?”
“Well,” she replied, “I would like a long white dress with a flowing veil!”,
Tactfully, the sales person responded, “That’s a little surprising. You see, those types of dresses are usually reserved for a first time bride who is…, well, more innocent,”
With an irritated look the lady said, “I am as innocent as any first bride!
You see, when my first husband married me, the whole ordeal was too much for his heart. So when we got to the hotel he had a heart attack and fell down dead!”
“Oh! I am so sorry! But what about the other two?” Asked the sales person.
Well, right after the wedding when we were being driven to the ceremony, he and I got into a big fight and we haven’t spoke since.
We quickly got the wedding annulled.”
A little confused, the sales person again asked, “What about the third one?”
“Well, he was a democrat. And for 4 years all he would do was to sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it was going to be”
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