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So I finally broke down over the weekend and succumbed to going out with this woman who is a real estate agent in New Braunfels---- that had been "accidentally" showing up at places that I frequent, over the last few weeks. Bell, if you Google the real estate agents in town she's easily the most attractive one of the lot and she actually shows property right in your immediate area. She bad- she built- she saucy- and she don't play.
S|e approached me a while back, was very direct but proper, and tactfully made her intentions known. Huge balls and I respect that.
So I decide to tell her to meet me out last night to watch the natty game at my favorite watering hole in NB. She shows up looking tighter than a snare drum and is quickly checking off all the boxes. I'm flattered of course and the clock in my head starts ticking, with anticipation naturally, of when she's going to give me "the sign" that it's game on.

Then she lays out the whole "I'm a single mommy" shtick and my interest begins to wane because---- you know why. Dating single mommy is hard to do.

But she throws it out there that "no expectations, no commitment, you do you" etc and of course I bite.

Fast forward back to her house this morning----- and of course I just assume that 13 year old daughter is over at daddy's house............ As I saunter down the hallway at 7am to head back home.

And who pops out of the nearest door? None other than 13 year old, dressed up and ready for school. Btw--- if any of you dudes have a son in the 13-15 age range-- her daughter is going to be stunning when she grows up---- anyway, I'm taken aback to be confronted by this kid---- I have no idea what to say or do---- I'm frozen in my tracks.

So I go all Will Smith and I say "Suuuuuuuuuup" and offer a fist bump. She fist bumps back and has this odd look on her face--- so I quip with "don't you just hate it when you have to get your house fumigated?". Ya---- that was the best I could come up with.

So I bounce' jump in the suv and start driving away. When I reach 306 my phone pings. It's real estate lady who tells me that when her daughter walked into the kitchen to eat her breakfast, daughter gives mom a high five. A high fvcking five. She actually says to her mom " Maaaaaaawwwwmmm..... High five!"


Now don't get me wrong---- I DO NOT DO single mommy--- I just don't. But I'm trying to assess if this is cool, weird or creepy. Mommy has some mad skills- and is finer than frog hair---- but this was awk-ward.

Flame away brothers-
 
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Looks like I better get some popcorn ready for this thread.....I would never flame @clob94 for doing the single mommy. Been there and done that, cost me plenty. Still though, even in my advanced years, there is always something to be learned from one of these threads.....
 
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I don't think it is a good thing that her daughter did that. However, it is better than if were a 13 yo son that high fived her.
 
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clob94 said:
don't you just hate it when you have to get your house fumigated?".
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Fumigation man my ass! You sure got a good UT education, all I can say! She probably been up hearing ya'll grunting and farting...LOL! I would steer myself clear of that, some older daughters and sons don't approve of their mom getting poked by a strange man thats fumigating the house at 6 or 7 in the morning, you could get a indecency with a minor or rape, all she has to do is say you touch her and thats enough to make ya have troubles that will make you want to turn Gay, I always knew that you was at the top of your class clob...LOL!



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Sounds cool to me! She has her own career, house, she’s independent and nothing is wrong with that. I assume you’re around my age so to find women with NO kids is rare I assume unless you’re dating 20 year olds. If she’s hot, smart and has her own $ that shits 5 stars!
 
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clob94 said:
So I finally broke down over the weekend and succumbed to going out with this woman who is a real estate agent in New Braunfels---- that had been "accidentally" showing up at places that I frequent, over the last few weeks. Bell, if you Google the real estate agents in town she's easily the most attractive one of the lot and she actually shows property right in your immediate area. She bad- she built- she saucy- and she don't play.
S|e approached me a while back, was very direct but proper, and tactfully made her intentions known. Huge balls and I respect that.
So I decide to tell her to meet me out last night to watch the natty game at my favorite watering hole in NB. She shows up looking tighter than a snare drum and is quickly checking off all the boxes. I'm flattered of course and the clock in my head starts ticking, with anticipation naturally, of when she's going to give me "the sign" that it's game on.

Then she lays out the whole "I'm a single mommy" shtick and my interest begins to wane because---- you know why. Dating single mommy is hard to do.

But she throws it out there that "no expectations, no commitment, you do you" etc and of course I bite.

Fast forward back to her house this morning----- and of course I just assume that 13 year old daughter is over at daddy's house............ As I saunter down the hallway at 7am to head back home.

And who pops out of the nearest door? None other than 13 year old, dressed up and ready for school. Btw--- if any of you dudes have a son in the 13-15 age range-- her daughter is going to be stunning when she grows up---- anyway, I'm taken aback to be confronted by this kid---- I have no idea what to say or do---- I'm frozen in my tracks.

So I go all Will Smith and I say "Suuuuuuuuuup" and offer a fist bump. She fist bumps back and has this odd look on her face--- so I quip with "don't you just hate it when you have to get your house fumigated?". Ya---- that was the best I could come up with.

So I bounce' jump in the suv and start driving away. When I reach 306 my phone pings. It's real estate lady who tells me that when her daughter walked into the kitchen to eat her breakfast, daughter gives mom a high five. A high fvcking five. She actually says to her mom " Maaaaaaawwwwmmm..... High five!"


Now don't get me wrong---- I DO NOT DO single mommy--- I just don't. But I'm trying to assess if this is cool, weird or creepy. Mommy has some mad skills- and is finer than frog hair---- but this was awk-ward.

Flame away brothers-
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Well if she’s out selling Mobile homes by me she can’t be all that bad and is probably a heck of a salesman, you may want to consider hanging onvto her. Real Estate is a profession she should be able to do well into her late 70’s, possibly early 80’s to be able afford you the lifestyle you’re accustomed to and allow you an early retirement.
 
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clob94 said:
So I finally broke down over the weekend and succumbed to going out with this woman who is a real estate agent in New Braunfels---- that had been "accidentally" showing up at places that I frequent, over the last few weeks. Bell, if you Google the real estate agents in town she's easily the most attractive one of the lot and she actually shows property right in your immediate area. She bad- she built- she saucy- and she don't play.
S|e approached me a while back, was very direct but proper, and tactfully made her intentions known. Huge balls and I respect that.
So I decide to tell her to meet me out last night to watch the natty game at my favorite watering hole in NB. She shows up looking tighter than a snare drum and is quickly checking off all the boxes. I'm flattered of course and the clock in my head starts ticking, with anticipation naturally, of when she's going to give me "the sign" that it's game on.

Then she lays out the whole "I'm a single mommy" shtick and my interest begins to wane because---- you know why. Dating single mommy is hard to do.

But she throws it out there that "no expectations, no commitment, you do you" etc and of course I bite.

Fast forward back to her house this morning----- and of course I just assume that 13 year old daughter is over at daddy's house............ As I saunter down the hallway at 7am to head back home.

And who pops out of the nearest door? None other than 13 year old, dressed up and ready for school. Btw--- if any of you dudes have a son in the 13-15 age range-- her daughter is going to be stunning when she grows up---- anyway, I'm taken aback to be confronted by this kid---- I have no idea what to say or do---- I'm frozen in my tracks.

So I go all Will Smith and I say "Suuuuuuuuuup" and offer a fist bump. She fist bumps back and has this odd look on her face--- so I quip with "don't you just hate it when you have to get your house fumigated?". Ya---- that was the best I could come up with.

So I bounce' jump in the suv and start driving away. When I reach 306 my phone pings. It's real estate lady who tells me that when her daughter walked into the kitchen to eat her breakfast, daughter gives mom a high five. A high fvcking five. She actually says to her mom " Maaaaaaawwwwmmm..... High five!"


Now don't get me wrong---- I DO NOT DO single mommy--- I just don't. But I'm trying to assess if this is cool, weird or creepy. Mommy has some mad skills- and is finer than frog hair---- but this was awk-ward.

Flame away brothers-
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Dude.....shes 13. She's got about 5 yrs left in the house before she's gone. If there is the slightest possibility this primo chica might be more than a bed buddy, the kiddo should be a non-factor.
Nut up bro. A successful single mother with her shit together while raising a teenager is a gem in the rough. At our age range, I'd be WAY more suspicious if she didn't have a kid....... hidden baggage.
 
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clob94 said:
Dating single mommy is hard to do.
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It's hard to do when the kid is a toddler. I dated then married a woman and helped raise her kid now that's hard to do. This woman's kid is in her teens she hopefully has one with her head straight but it still shouldn't be much of a problem for you. She sounds like a winner but I'm sure she's looking for a good time so give it to her.
 
That first encounter is always awkward, no matter when you meet them. But to do it the morning after.... that's extra awkward. But sounds like you find a diamond in the rough. Don't blow it hahaha
 
Clob, don't screw this up. Give it some time. I've been divorced twice, but I'm still looking for the right one. My new girlfriend may be her.
 
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clobs Fumigating Service, We will smoke'em out for ya, while I'm doing ya Mom, Got to give ya some better lines boy!@

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TX1972 said:
Clob, don't screw this up. Give it some time. I've been divorced twice, but I'm still looking for the right one. My new girlfriend may be her.
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You sound like you need some trailer park therapy. Why don’t you come over Friday night and we’ll see what’s slipping around the trailer park after hours.
 
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Just let it take it's course. At this point it's too early to tell what her Hot to crazy ratio is, Go out a few more times and then reassess. At this point things are starting to tilt in the upper crazy range, but you can't tell and at the same time I don't know what your crazy tolerance is, some guys is small others can handle a shit load of crazy. Right now my thinking is she is about an 8 or 9 on the hot scale (by your description), but she is showing up to the places you normally go out of no where, nothing to worry about at the moment but it could mean stalker. Weird relationship with daughter, not your concern unless you someday want to have kids as she is less of a mother and more of a friend to them. right now I'm thinking crazy level of 4 to 5 range. Acceptable to some.

Crazy can be masked, but it doesn't stay hidden for long. I'm guessing by date 5 you will know for sure what you have on your hands.
 
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clob, if she's hot and y'all hit it off, let it play out. No biggie that she has a 13-year old. Women in that age range are going to have kids. I'd keep pursuing things if you like her. Why not?
 
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Just let it take it's course. At this point it's too early to tell what her Hot to crazy ratio is, Go out a few more times and then reassess. At this point things are starting to tilt in the upper crazy range, but you can't tell and at the same time I don't know what your crazy tolerance is, some guys is small others can handle a shit load of crazy. Right now my thinking is she is about an 8 or 9 on the hot scale (by your description), but she is showing up to the places you normally go out of no where, nothing to worry about at the moment but it could mean stalker. Weird relationship with daughter, not your concern unless you someday want to have kids as she is less of a mother and more of a friend to them. right now I'm thinking crazy level of 4 to 5 range. Acceptable to some.

Crazy can be masked, but it doesn't stay hidden for long. I'm guessing by date 5 you will know for sure what you have on your hands.
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=)roll
 
clob94 said:
Holy sh!t balls gramps---- the reason I said what I said was not because I was fumigating THEIR house--- but that MY house was being fumigated and I needed a place to stay for the night.
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OK. So now I can imagine 3 different reasons for you saying that.

I thought you meant after what you and mom did, her place was now in need of severe fumigation, and so you were leaving. In other words, "Sorry, kid, for the smell."
 
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OK. So now I can imagine 3 different reasons for you saying that.

I thought you meant after what you and mom did, her place was now in need of severe fumigation, and so you were leaving. In other words, "Sorry, kid, for the smell."
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Nooooooooo dude. I would never joke with a 13 year old kid about the smell of sex in the air. Now THAT would be creepy--- I tried to think of the most innocent thing I could to explain why I wasn't at MY house and instead at hers----- and having my house fumigated for bugs seemed about as innocent as I could get.
 
clob94 said:
So I finally broke down over the weekend and succumbed to going out with this woman who is a real estate agent in New Braunfels---- that had been "accidentally" showing up at places that I frequent, over the last few weeks. Bell, if you Google the real estate agents in town she's easily the most attractive one of the lot and she actually shows property right in your immediate area. She bad- she built- she saucy- and she don't play.
S|e approached me a while back, was very direct but proper, and tactfully made her intentions known. Huge balls and I respect that.
So I decide to tell her to meet me out last night to watch the natty game at my favorite watering hole in NB. She shows up looking tighter than a snare drum and is quickly checking off all the boxes. I'm flattered of course and the clock in my head starts ticking, with anticipation naturally, of when she's going to give me "the sign" that it's game on.

Then she lays out the whole "I'm a single mommy" shtick and my interest begins to wane because---- you know why. Dating single mommy is hard to do.

But she throws it out there that "no expectations, no commitment, you do you" etc and of course I bite.

Fast forward back to her house this morning----- and of course I just assume that 13 year old daughter is over at daddy's house............ As I saunter down the hallway at 7am to head back home.

And who pops out of the nearest door? None other than 13 year old, dressed up and ready for school. Btw--- if any of you dudes have a son in the 13-15 age range-- her daughter is going to be stunning when she grows up---- anyway, I'm taken aback to be confronted by this kid---- I have no idea what to say or do---- I'm frozen in my tracks.

So I go all Will Smith and I say "Suuuuuuuuuup" and offer a fist bump. She fist bumps back and has this odd look on her face--- so I quip with "don't you just hate it when you have to get your house fumigated?". Ya---- that was the best I could come up with.

So I bounce' jump in the suv and start driving away. When I reach 306 my phone pings. It's real estate lady who tells me that when her daughter walked into the kitchen to eat her breakfast, daughter gives mom a high five. A high fvcking five. She actually says to her mom " Maaaaaaawwwwmmm..... High five!"


Now don't get me wrong---- I DO NOT DO single mommy--- I just don't. But I'm trying to assess if this is cool, weird or creepy. Mommy has some mad skills- and is finer than frog hair---- but this was awk-ward.

Flame away brothers-
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Usually just come here to get dope on OU's biggest rival for the last 90 years. And stumble into a PUA site. Good job Clob.
 
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