What do you think is best time to approach a woman in the gym?
I’ve never approached any women at the gym and have gone for many years. She seems friendly in passing. If she’s not receptive to talking or it’s just not working I’ll get the message and cut my losses. Win some, lose some.
@clob94 - you seem to always tell a good story. Curious of your approach.
Beep boop-
This is your friendly AI Clob telling you that you've got about as much chance picking up a girl in the gym as you do at a strip club. (I say that knowing full well I banged a 3rd of the staff at the Yellow Rose, Sugars and the Crazy Lady (not proud of that one) during my years in college.
Alas- I've picked up 1 girl at the gym. One. Only 1.
How?
Please deposit $9.95 and I'll tell you.
Seriously- gym is the worst. Gym parking lot is WAY better- but then you look like a stalker if you wait for her in the parking lot. If you follow her OUT as she leaves, then you're just asking to get a mouth full of pepper spray.
Aside from some magical moment where you both pull in the parking lot at the same time and accidentally park nose to nose-- you're going to have to create your "moment" of opportunity-- without it looking like you staged it. I don't know what your trade craft is, so it's difficult to game out a scenario for you. So let's go with the "head first into the dark water" approach and hope you find the deep water instead of the shallow hidden boulder.
Make eye contact. Don't fvcking stare at her......you creepy mother fvcker--- catch her looking at YOU. Give her the slight smirk smile-- not a big fvcking teeth flash ear to ear smile like a poon eating possum--
A smirk smile, little head nod, eye brows up for a split second- then back to normal face...
After she's aware you're present- count to 30 in your head.
1 Mississippi
2 Mississippi
3 Mississippi
DO NOT LOOK BACK OVER AT HER.
I don't care if she lights herself on fire.
Do
Not
Look
When you reach 30, get a sip of water from your bottle- and walk over to her. If she SEES you coming- make a slight hand gesture as if you're trying to say "hi" but also saying "wait up a second".
When you approach her- stand MORE than an arms length away. Do NOT get up on her like a fat kid after cake.
When she addresses you, start off with excusing yourself- acknowledge that you're a fvcking tool for approaching her at the gym. (Don't say "fvcking tool")
Say something like-- "Excuse me uh, Miss... I know we're here at the gym and this is probably REALLY inappropriate- and right now I hate being THAT guy-- but I've noticed you in here a few times and was hoping I'd eventually bump into you.... but I'm tired of waiting to accidently run into you so I could introduce myself.
I'm "Pumpedup55" (if you say that name I'm going to mock you for eternity) and I was wondering when you're done with your workout if you'd let me try and chat you up..... (playful smile because you're joking with her)."
Ball's in her court now.
If you flubbed it, she'll appreciate your honesty and gently wave you off. If she does, don't try to circle back and wedge yourself in there-- you're done. You shot your shot and it's shot. Thank her, walk away.
But-- if she says- "oh I'm almost done" or "give me an hour" or whatever else that's an OBVIOUS green light. You're gold.
Do not use my favorite line-- "Those are NICE shoes. Wanna fvck?" <---- That worked only once.
Let us know how it goes. The last MFer that came in here asking about "dinner advice" never came back and told us how it went. Sorry ass.
One day I'll tell you the story about how I accidentally made a GIANT jackass of myself at HEB once infront of a SMOKESHOW girl. (Totally not my fault)