OT: I have a date tonight with a hottie who is a multi-million aire..Update posted on thread...

[Califashorn]

I have been on Match for the past two months and nothing was popping to my liking, when two weeks ago, I got a message from a woman who lives in Los Gatos. That's one of the high rent districts of Silicon Valley. Good sign. So we start rapping, then graduated to phone calls, finally zoom calls. In the two weeks of convo, she shared that her last hubby was a CEO of a high tech company and the divorce left her comfortable.

Naturally, I had to ask, "how comfortable?" She kinda laughed it off. As she became more confident with my rap game, she finally told me. The chica is worth 350 million! I was like, "oh shit!" Now I am not a poor,but not even close to that league. Anyway, she appears to be into me and tonight this dog is finally meeting her for dinner.

I know the rules fellas having been on here for 20 years, but give the Vato a break. Oh, she's legit. I looked into it. Now, I am 63 and she's 56. Still hot too.

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

 

[TilGabriel]

Marriage is a serious step. A pro move is to wait until the second in person date.

 

[duqu]

 

[Weller 12]

Careful dude. Better ask her if she is running for governor.

 

[ArielC]

I have been on Match for the past two months and nothing was popping to my liking, when two weeks ago, I got a message from a woman who lives in Los Gatos. That's one of the high rent districts of Silicon Valley. Good sign. So we start rapping, then graduated to phone calls, finally zoom calls. In the two weeks of convo, she shared that her last hubby was a CEO of a high tech company and the divorce left her comfortable.

Naturally, I had to ask, "how comfortable?" She kinda laughed it off. As she became more confident with my rap game, she finally told me. The chica is worth 350 million! I was like, "oh shit!" Now I am not a poor,but not even close to that league. Anyway, she appears to be into me and tonight this dog is finally meeting her for dinner.

I know the rules fellas having been on here for 20 years, but give the Vato a break. Oh, she's legit. I looked into it. Now, I am 63 and she's 56. Still hot too.

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

I'd suggest before the Pre - nuptial agreement

 

[solman1972]

Careful dude. Better ask her if she is running for governor.

For $350mil, I think Cali would still marry her if she had frank and beans

 

[solman1972]

I have been on Match for the past two months and nothing was popping to my liking, when two weeks ago, I got a message from a woman who lives in Los Gatos. That's one of the high rent districts of Silicon Valley. Good sign. So we start rapping, then graduated to phone calls, finally zoom calls. In the two weeks of convo, she shared that her last hubby was a CEO of a high tech company and the divorce left her comfortable.

Naturally, I had to ask, "how comfortable?" She kinda laughed it off. As she became more confident with my rap game, she finally told me. The chica is worth 350 million! I was like, "oh shit!" Now I am not a poor,but not even close to that league. Anyway, she appears to be into me and tonight this dog is finally meeting her for dinner.

I know the rules fellas having been on here for 20 years, but give the Vato a break. Oh, she's legit. I looked into it. Now, I am 63 and she's 56. Still hot too.

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

Cali about to become a kept man

 

[smileartisan]

Just remember, there’s a reason some guy was willing to give her $350 million to go away….

 

[Comb]

I have been on Match for the past two months and nothing was popping to my liking, when two weeks ago, I got a message from a woman who lives in Los Gatos. That's one of the high rent districts of Silicon Valley. Good sign. So we start rapping, then graduated to phone calls, finally zoom calls. In the two weeks of convo, she shared that her last hubby was a CEO of a high tech company and the divorce left her comfortable.

Naturally, I had to ask, "how comfortable?" She kinda laughed it off. As she became more confident with my rap game, she finally told me. The chica is worth 350 million! I was like, "oh shit!" Now I am not a poor,but not even close to that league. Anyway, she appears to be into me and tonight this dog is finally meeting her for dinner.

I know the rules fellas having been on here for 20 years, but give the Vato a break. Oh, she's legit. I looked into it. Now, I am 63 and she's 56. Still hot too.

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

take half!

time to win some back for the boys.

 

[Iceman]

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

I can have the ring ready in 3-4 weeks. Just let me know if I should send the wire details to you or her.

 

[Iceman]

I have been on Match for the past two months and nothing was popping to my liking, when two weeks ago, I got a message from a woman who lives in Los Gatos. That's one of the high rent districts of Silicon Valley. Good sign. So we start rapping, then graduated to phone calls, finally zoom calls. In the two weeks of convo, she shared that her last hubby was a CEO of a high tech company and the divorce left her comfortable.

Naturally, I had to ask, "how comfortable?" She kinda laughed it off. As she became more confident with my rap game, she finally told me. The chica is worth 350 million! I was like, "oh shit!" Now I am not a poor,but not even close to that league. Anyway, she appears to be into me and tonight this dog is finally meeting her for dinner.

I know the rules fellas having been on here for 20 years, but give the Vato a break. Oh, she's legit. I looked into it. Now, I am 63 and she's 56. Still hot too.

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

I love Los Gatos. But, their butchered pronunciation of it is cringe-worthy. I must say though, I'm impressed you found a cougar in a town name "The Cats".

 

[HornedOwl]

I love Los Gatos. But, their butchered pronunciation of it is cringe-worthy. I must say though, I'm impressed you found a cougar in a town name "The Cats".

How do they say it? Like cat?

 

[rjenk]

Just remember, there’s a reason some guy was willing to give her $350 million to go away….

Probably for a 30 year old

 

[CPAGUY]

This isn’t going to end well

 

[rgvhorn 89]

Just remember, there’s a reason some guy was willing to give her $350 million to go away….

Maybe she did the math and dumped his ass.

 

[OldSchoolOrange]

Cali, no sweat bro. By end of night, she’ll be begging you to marry her. Just run with that.

 

[HornLegacy]

Cali about to become a kept man

Make sure 'she' wasn't the husband in the marriage.

 

[drunk randoke]

I’d marry any dude on here for that coin.

 

[dfh123]

I am pretty sure she wants my dick instead of yours. Ha!

 

[Longhorn Bud]

Danger Will Robinson - check for an Adam’s Apple

 

[drtomspa]

Be sure to wear your OB jacket to impress her.

 

[solman1972]

Be sure to wear your OB jacket to impress her.

that may be a little too much dick heat for the first date. He needs to slow roll it. Act like he’s been there before…ha.

 

[echeese]

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

Depends on the pre nup


Seriously, hope it works out.

 

[mckinney529]

I have been on Match for the past two months and nothing was popping to my liking, when two weeks ago, I got a message from a woman who lives in Los Gatos. That's one of the high rent districts of Silicon Valley. Good sign. So we start rapping, then graduated to phone calls, finally zoom calls. In the two weeks of convo, she shared that her last hubby was a CEO of a high tech company and the divorce left her comfortable.

Naturally, I had to ask, "how comfortable?" She kinda laughed it off. As she became more confident with my rap game, she finally told me. The chica is worth 350 million! I was like, "oh shit!" Now I am not a poor,but not even close to that league. Anyway, she appears to be into me and tonight this dog is finally meeting her for dinner.

I know the rules fellas having been on here for 20 years, but give the Vato a break. Oh, she's legit. I looked into it. Now, I am 63 and she's 56. Still hot too.

The question is, how soon should I ask her to marry my Mexican ass?

Serious question: Are her initials RH and is she a marketing executive??? I may know this woman.....

 

[Iceman]

How do they say it? Like cat?

They pronounce it "Loss Gattis" instead of "Low-ss Gah-toes".

 

[smileartisan]

Maybe she did the math and dumped his ass.

And proceeded to make his life so miserable he though the money was worth it

 

[smileartisan]

Serious question: Are her initials RH and is she a marketing executive??? I may know this woman.....

This is an interesting development

 

[rgvhorn 89]

Serious question: Are her initials RH and is she a marketing executive??? I may know this woman.....

 

[Alfordjm]

Is her first name Hilary? If so, I know her. Run like hell.

 

[MauiHorn]

I lived in LG for 13 years. If she is in her late 40's-50's, I might know her. Good luck OB.

 

[MauiHorn]

Serious question: Are her initials RH and is she a marketing executive??? I may know this woman.....

I know a 56 year old RH. She doesnt live in LG anymore but all of her friends do.

 

[Gus McCrea]

Good luck OP. We want a report tomorrow morning!

 

[nicole9849]

In for later.

 

[orangeuglad]

I dated a woman for a short time after my divorce. she was about 6 years older, around 56. Maybe the best looking lady I ever dated, porn star body and looks. She had divorced well, too. not like OP’s date but enough to where she had four or five vacation houses around the country. Only problem was the sex, as perfect as her body was, let’s just say....she was bigger than the Grand Canyon. Such a let down.

 

[Big Stoop]

Just remember, there’s a reason some guy was willing to give her $350 million to go away….

Ouch.