“Doctor, I have a terrible problem with gas. It doesn’t bother me much, but my husband says I absolutely stink and we need help.
I told my husband my farts are always silent and never smell. To be honest, I’ve probably farted over 10 times since I been in the room here, and you didn’t realize it.”
The doctor replied, “Interesting. Why don’t you take these pills and come see me next week.”
My wife returned the next week and said, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me. My farts are still silent, but OH MY GOD do they stink!!”
The doctor replied, “Excellent! Now that we’ve cleared your sinuses, let’s start working on your hearing”,
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I told my husband my farts are always silent and never smell. To be honest, I’ve probably farted over 10 times since I been in the room here, and you didn’t realize it.”
The doctor replied, “Interesting. Why don’t you take these pills and come see me next week.”
My wife returned the next week and said, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me. My farts are still silent, but OH MY GOD do they stink!!”
The doctor replied, “Excellent! Now that we’ve cleared your sinuses, let’s start working on your hearing”,
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