As a lifelong Longhorn fan who lived only 28 miles from Dallas growing up but who has never been to a Tex/OUsux weekend I want a blow by blow of every OUsux fan encounter including cuss outs, meth arrests, fistfights and Sooner stupidity. Plus I am counting on at least one drunken Longhorn extolling tirade from either @drunk randoke or @MB-HORNS. Come on folks you all have cameras and keyboards on your phones so don't let me down I need to live vicariously through you tonight!.