I was really upset yesterday, I'm Polish by descent and I went in to get something to eat and I asked the guy for a Polish sausage, he says "oh you must be Polish", and I said how dare he jump to that conclusion based on what I ordered, that made me so upset. I asked the guy if someone came in and ordered French toast would you assume they're from France, if someone came in and ordered schnitzel would you assume they're German, If I ask for sushi would you assume that I'm from Japan, If I ordered paella would you assume I'm from Spain? I asked him how he jumps to that conclusion? He took a moment and he said, "well first of all you walked into a hardware store here buddy". Enjoy your Friday everyone and a special thanks to the late great Norm Macdonald for that little joke.
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