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The Intellectual Left

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Christine Blasey Ford testimony paraphrased:


At the age of 15, I don’t know who’s house it happened at or even what year it happened. I don’t know if I got there before everyone else or after. I don’t know how I got there or how I got home, over 8 miles away.


My life time friend doesn’t remember any of this ( and the other 3 people I said were there testified under oath they don’t know anything about this).


I have a fear of flying , but have no problem jet-setting all over the world while on vacation. I’ve been on airplanes more in the past two months than most people in a year, but my fear is completely legit.


I don’t know who paid for my hotel and polygraph test (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/christine-blasey-ford-attorneys-release-polygraph-results-on-kavanaugh-allegations/ ) the afternoon of my grandmothers funeral, or maybe it was the next day, who knows). And guess what? I flew there. Oh and that polygraph, it was only two questions, were they about Kavanaugh. But hey, I passed so that’s all that matters. And my PhD in psychology definitely, in no way, helped me with it or my testimony today.


My friends on the beach encouraged me to continue contacting the media with my story (because we were running out of time). I can’t name them, so we’ll just call them beach friends. Yet while giving such great advice, none were willing to be character witnesses. Meanwhile, Judge Kavanaugh had hundreds of character witnesses step up in a matter of days.


My lawyers, Debra Katz and Michael Bromwich, out of the kindness of their hearts, are helping me for FREE. Debra Katz #MeToo Lawyer (https://www.law.com/nationallawjournal/2018/09/14/metoo-whistleblower-lawyer-makes-waves-in-washington/?slreturn=20180901082231 ) She also represented Julie Swetnick, Kavanaugh’s third accuser (https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/item/30190-gang-rape-accuser-shook-down-new-york-life-lawyer-was-debra-katz ) Bromwich also represents Andrew McCabe ( https://heavy.com/news/2018/09/michael-bromwich/ )


I’m so desperately in need of help, I have a “needed” gofundme page that currently is sitting at $528,475 ( https://www.gofundme.com/help-christine-blasey-ford).


We believe you. Support RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) $75,138 ( https://www.gofundme.com/make-justice-rainn).


More help Honor Dr. Blasey as an Educator $25,991. ( https://www.gofundme.com/honor-dr-blasey-as-an-educator ).


I promise though I’m not getting anything out of my testimony, that money is just going to cover my expenses.


I’m super smart. I have a PhD and I teach graduate students. I know lots of big words, but it should be totally believable that I don’t understand basic questions.


I was the only person in the United States that didn’t know Congress agreed to come to me instead of me going to DC. They really do care about my flying phobia after all.
 
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