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https://babylonbee.com/news/7-great-things-to-say-to-your-wife-on-her-period
- "We're all in this together.": She'll surely appreciate this reminder that in a way, you have to suffer too.
- "Soon you'll hit menopause and won't have to deal with this anymore.": Reminding your wife of the fact that she's getting old and will soon be unable to bear children will be a great comfort to her.
- "How is this going to affect the timeliness of dinner tonight?": It's just a practical question.
- "Have you read what God said about this in Leviticus?": As a husband, your job is to impart biblical wisdom to your wife.
- "Maybe cleaning the house will take your mind off of the way you're feeling.": It's just a practical suggestion.
- "This one time, I brushed my teeth a little too hard, and a little blood came out, so I know exactly how you feel.": It's important for her to know that you can empathize.
- "Here is a 64-ounce tub of ice cream. I have set the TV to rerun shows about wives murdering their husbands. Tacos will be delivered every day at 9, 12, and 6. Also here is a large fluffy blanket. I will see you on Thursday.": ChatGPT wrote this one for us, and we think maybe the robots are on to something.
