Brazil Parrots vs the Peru Llama. Raise life insurance $500,000.00 just for this game. Arrive at a wooden stadium which holds 175,000 fans. Make sure gun is loaded before getting out of car. Grass field is the size of 4 Walmart parking lots. 25-35 players in High School gym trunks & shirts. Peru red, Brazil yellow. A ref/ump fires a pistol, a fan grabs his bloody chest and falls from the top row. The ball is kicked and the field is littered with red & yellow players running around like a swam of bees. The ball is kicked and head butted here, there, and yonder for 4-6 hours. The game ends with a gun shot, (another fan drops with a lethal wound) score is 0-0 and the crowd is crazy. A riot starts, wooden boards crack and collapse with 5-8,000 fans falling 50+ feet. A chain link fence also collapses and another 10,000 fans fall 50+ feet. I pull my gun screaming, "get back!!", "get back!! all the way through the riot to my auto. It was so exciting that tomorrow I'm flying to China to watch the 'Hong Kong Dollar,' vs the 'North Korean Gamma Rays.' Yeah, it beats watching Texas vs OU any ol' day.