To Nair, or not to Nair

[clob94]

Most of us manscape. It's just good hygiene. Some of us wipe with TP and wet wipes. Some of us just have skid marks. Some of us use a loofah, and some of us are just filthy heathens. With that said---- one of my buddies tells me his wife finally got him to use Nair down there, and he says she loves it. Mouth Hugs are up a full 800% in his home according to his historical calculations, and the wife is back to sleeping in the buff. I'm sure most of you are like I am and keep your sh!t nice and tight. Like a marine fresh out of boot camp. But this dude that I've known for over two decades, and respect, is telling me that this is the way to go. Personally I don't know how I'd feel about looking like a 12 year old boy with a growth hormone disorder--- but has anybody else ever tried this?

 

[LonghornMM]

I've never tried Nair. Never wanted to get that clean. I manscape and keep things tidy. I guess that Nair wouldn't irritate your skin, since women use it, but that's just not my thing. I'm not a fan of the totally bald thing on women. In fact, I hate it. I don't get why women go totally bald and want to look like a 12-year old. A nice, manicured mohawk/landing strip is very sexy above the meat curtains.

 

[oldhorn2]

you run across some damned strange discussions on this site......

 

[Belldozer1]

Most of us manscape. It's just good hygiene. Some of us wipe with TP and wet wipes. Some of us just have skid marks. Some of us use a loofah, and some of us are just filthy heathens. With that said---- one of my buddies tells me his wife finally got him to use Nair down there, and he says she loves it. Mouth Hugs are up a full 800% in his home according to his historical calculations, and the wife is back to sleeping in the buff. I'm sure most of you are like I am and keep your sh!t nice and tight. Like a marine fresh out of boot camp. But this dude that I've known for over two decades, and respect, is telling me that this is the way to go. Personally I don't know how I'd feel about looking like a 12 year old boy with a growth hormone disorder--- but has anybody else ever tried this?

I’m still trying to get past your very first sentence. Are you just assuming most of us manscape or am I one of the few on here who don’t?

 

[BringBackRoyal]

Not no, but hell no.

Not a fan of the bald look on women either. Please leave some trace of evidence that puberty didn’t somehow skip your lower body.

 

[StrangerHorn]

When ya drunk, they all look the same!

 

[clob94]

When ya drunk, they all look the same!

"Standing on their head, they all look like sisters."--- my grandpa.

 

[StrangerHorn]

"Standing on their head, they all look like sisters."--- my grandpa.

Now I see where you get your wildness from! I could hang with that guy and drink Shiner!

 

[Son of Wasatch]

I'm a man, I use a razor when I'm removing the short hairs. My ex-wife loved the clean freshly johnson and would often give it lip love.

 

[StrangerHorn]

I'm a man, I use a razor when I'm removing the short hairs. My ex-wife loved the clean freshly johnson and would often give it lip love.

She loved it so much , she left your ass!...LOL!

 

[RoboCocks21]

Haha clob is discovering nair that has been around a very long time. I'll tell you this about nair played a trick on a guy that was always playing tricks on other. He was wasted threw up on the couch and decided let's get him back. Cheerios, honey, permanent marker, nair and a razor were all involved. Used the nair on his eye brow came off quick and razored the other eye brow. Decided to put the nair on half his mustache while we put him back in his truck and left him out in middle of nowhere in west Texas. Well you never leave nair on to long cause it will burn the follicles off and never grow back. Years later only half grows back.

 

[UTGrad87]

Common sense would suggest NOT nairing the NADS. I have a hot 30 year old gal laser mine every 6 months. Drives my wife crazy!

But she is the one early on in our relationship who said . . . "If you want my tongue down there . . . there will be no hair!"

 

[StrangerHorn]

 

[Son of Wasatch]

She loved it so much , she left your ass!...LOL!

Lets just say, not all the reasons reside in the bedroom.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

But she is the one early on in our relationship who said . . . "If you want my tongue down there . . . there will be no hair!"

I need that t-shirt.

 

[StrangerHorn]

Lets just say, not all the reasons reside in the bedroom.

A sad Love story Son!

 

[StrangerHorn]

Common sense would suggest NOT nairing the NADS. I have a hot 30 year old gal laser mine every 6 months. Drives my wife crazy!

But she is the one early on in our relationship who said . . . "If you want my tongue down there . . . there will be no hair!"

Do ya get a hard-on when she holds them and

Fires the Laser?

 

[UTGrad87]

I need that t-shirt.

I don't a copyright on that. I suggest you go to Custom Ink and get t-shirt with that on it!

 

[UTGrad87]

Do ya get a hard-on when she holds them and

Fires the Laser?

Not yet. Perhaps because when that laser fires it feels like a rubber band snapping your junk! Plus she's hot skinny. I like hot curvy.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

 

[westx]

I used to love listening to Howerd Stern, but I don’t buy Sirius anymore. One episode had Elephant Boy getting his butth*le waxed. Pretty damn funny.