What exactly would you say do you do here?

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  1. ericg320

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    So you're saying we're gonna hire Michael Bolton for head coach?
     
  3. sendero95

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    Well done Eric...very well done!
     
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    Greatness
     
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    Your best work yet
     
  7. ericg320

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    Throw this request in as well.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. WTexasHorn

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    I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!
     
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    utexashorns88 I've made a huge mistake
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    "I deal with the goddamn media so the players and real coaches don't have to!"
     
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    Vonious, what is it exactly that you do around here?
     
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    Golf clap my man
    Posted from wireless.rivals.com[/URL]
     
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    "I deal with the goddamn media so the players and real coaches don't have to!"




    Hahahahhahaahaa
     
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    You need to add fatdog as the stapler guy....
     
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    utexashorns88 I've made a huge mistake
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    Patterson: What you do at Texas is that you take the gameplans from the assistant coaches, and give them to the players?

    Mack: Yes! Yes, that's right.

    Patterson: Well, then I just have to ask, why couldn't the assistant coaches just give the players the gameplans themselves?

    Mack: Well . . . I'll tell ya why. Because assistant coaches are not good at giving the gameplans to the players.

    Patterson: So, you physically take the gameplans from from the assistant coaches and coach up the players at practice?

    Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. The assistant coaches do that or maybe the coordinators.

    Patterson: So then you must physically be at practice while this is all happening and the gameplans are being put in.

    Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. I, uh, I mean sometimes!

    Patterson: What would ya say, ya do here?
     
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    Lmao!

    You're killing it.
     
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    Great job.
    Posted from wireless.rivals.com[/URL]
     
  18. ericg320

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    I have a feeling the mods would love to post in here but won't.
     
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    I told those assholes I liked Mack Brown
     
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    FIFY.
     
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    utexashorns88 I've made a huge mistake
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    "It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care." - Mack Brown
     
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    Well, Mack, what about you now? What would you do if you got five million dollars a year?


    Besides two chicks at the same time?


    Well, yeah.


    Nothing.


    Nothing, huh?


    I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
     
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    Well done fellas! [​IMG]
     
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    Well done indeed !!
     
  25. utexashorns88

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    You know, there's nothing wrong with coach Mack Brown.

    There was nothing wrong with coach Mack Brown until that no-talent ass-clown famously lost the national championship to Alabama and stopped doing his job ever since.

    Why don't you just wait until he retires and is gone?

    No way, why should we wait? He's the one who sucks.
     
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    Eric you have a gift. Holy crap brillIant. AlmIst pissed myself laughing.
     
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    So who is going to prison? You know, that kind of prison.
     
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    Thanks Kirk.

    Who are the rest of the characters?
     
  29. TexasJugNaut

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    Righteous!
     
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    #1: Manny Diaz, who's he?

    #2: You know, handsome looking guy, bliztes a lot.

    #1: Oh, yeah.

    #2: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a competent coach here. I looked into it more deeply and I found out that apparently what happened is that he should have been laid off about January of 2013 and Mack Brown refused to tell him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the athletic department, he still got to keep his job. So we went ahead and fixed the glitch.

    #1: Great, so Diaz has been let go?

    #2: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the "glitch." So he's going to be coaching at Texas again for a couple of games and it should just work itself out naturally.
     
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    Do you guys realize there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this $hit?
     
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    Bama fans?

    WTF are you talking about?
     
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    So perfect. This thread is great,

    Posted from wireless.rivals.com[/URL]
     
  34. utexashorns88

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    Texas fans don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Texas fans were not meant to sit in DKR staring at Mack Brown clapping all game, giving out useless comments during his press conferences while the media listens to him drone on about "fixin' it."
     
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    Mack Brown as Milton is the best. Bravo sir, bravo.
     
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    Was this dude actually talking to us or was he being funny?
     
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    Major Applewhite: "I'm thinking I might take that new student trainer. If things go
    well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what
    I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
     
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    You should do Mack as Jennifer Annistons character flipping off her boss saying "you want flair? Here's your flair!!"
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Duane Akina: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Manny.



    Greg Robinson: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
     

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