What exactly would you say do you do here?
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I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!
"I deal with the goddamn media so the players and real coaches don't have to!"
"I deal with the goddamn media so the players and real coaches don't have to!"
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Patterson: What you do at Texas is that you take the gameplans from the assistant coaches, and give them to the players?
Mack: Yes! Yes, that's right.
Patterson: Well, then I just have to ask, why couldn't the assistant coaches just give the players the gameplans themselves?
Mack: Well . . . I'll tell ya why. Because assistant coaches are not good at giving the gameplans to the players.
Patterson: So, you physically take the gameplans from from the assistant coaches and coach up the players at practice?
Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. The assistant coaches do that or maybe the coordinators.
Patterson: So then you must physically be at practice while this is all happening and the gameplans are being put in.
Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. I, uh, I mean sometimes!
Patterson: What would ya say, ya do here?
Mack: Yes! Yes, that's right.
Patterson: Well, then I just have to ask, why couldn't the assistant coaches just give the players the gameplans themselves?
Mack: Well . . . I'll tell ya why. Because assistant coaches are not good at giving the gameplans to the players.
Patterson: So, you physically take the gameplans from from the assistant coaches and coach up the players at practice?
Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. The assistant coaches do that or maybe the coordinators.
Patterson: So then you must physically be at practice while this is all happening and the gameplans are being put in.
Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. I, uh, I mean sometimes!
Patterson: What would ya say, ya do here?
You know, there's nothing wrong with coach Mack Brown.
There was nothing wrong with coach Mack Brown until that no-talent ass-clown famously lost the national championship to Alabama and stopped doing his job ever since.
Why don't you just wait until he retires and is gone?
No way, why should we wait? He's the one who sucks.
There was nothing wrong with coach Mack Brown until that no-talent ass-clown famously lost the national championship to Alabama and stopped doing his job ever since.
Why don't you just wait until he retires and is gone?
No way, why should we wait? He's the one who sucks.
#1: Manny Diaz, who's he?
#2: You know, handsome looking guy, bliztes a lot.
#1: Oh, yeah.
#2: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a competent coach here. I looked into it more deeply and I found out that apparently what happened is that he should have been laid off about January of 2013 and Mack Brown refused to tell him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the athletic department, he still got to keep his job. So we went ahead and fixed the glitch.
#1: Great, so Diaz has been let go?
#2: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the "glitch." So he's going to be coaching at Texas again for a couple of games and it should just work itself out naturally.
#2: You know, handsome looking guy, bliztes a lot.
#1: Oh, yeah.
#2: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a competent coach here. I looked into it more deeply and I found out that apparently what happened is that he should have been laid off about January of 2013 and Mack Brown refused to tell him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the athletic department, he still got to keep his job. So we went ahead and fixed the glitch.
#1: Great, so Diaz has been let go?
#2: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the "glitch." So he's going to be coaching at Texas again for a couple of games and it should just work itself out naturally.
Texas fans don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Texas fans were not meant to sit in DKR staring at Mack Brown clapping all game, giving out useless comments during his press conferences while the media listens to him drone on about "fixin' it."
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