Who wants to guess where Clob is this weekend--
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I'm hanging out with Miss USA. The current one.
I got it....Clob is at the george Floyd dedication ceremony!
Well i looked up things to do in L.A. today and the 2 choices I saw were pay $5,000 to hang out with the current Miss U.S.A. Or go to the gay rodeo, I just assumed you didn’t have $5000?
Funny guy. If any of you knuckle heads knew how to work social media properly, you'd know where she is right now, and why she's here. And then maybe use some deductive reasoning skills to figure out what I'm doing here.
I'll freely admit that this forum and a couple other football forums are my only link to social media. I used to be on FB but quit about 5 years ago and have been content just to fade back into obscurity for the most part.
You’re in California with Miss USA visiting cleft patients at a cleft hospital? At least that’s what her most recent FB posts appear to indicate. And here I was thinking that you were doing something very sinister and wild. My apologies.
By the way Miss USA is a freaking rocket! I took one look at her and looked up at my wife. Immediately started reading this forum again.
Youre in London watching English Premier League matches because you've seen the light and are now a die hard soccer fan. Looking forward to the pics!
Or....I know this might come as a shock to your enormous ego....we just don’t care, maybe?
Water boarding Cali to get him to respond to: Top 3 governors in the U.S.
Ugh-- you guys are killing me.
I'm in New Mexico. I'm judging the Miss New Mexico USA beauty pageant. Miss USA, Asya Branch, is here. As I said in my first post "you'll never guess where I am, or what I'm doing."
She's as cool as a fan, down to earth as all get all, and an Ole Miss grad that's sharp as a tac.
If I'm ever murdered under suspicious circumstances, I know which group of folks won't be figuring out who killed me.....
You muh fuggas.
Dick Tracy my ass.
I'm in New Mexico. I'm judging the Miss New Mexico USA beauty pageant. Miss USA, Asya Branch, is here. As I said in my first post "you'll never guess where I am, or what I'm doing."
She's as cool as a fan, down to earth as all get all, and an Ole Miss grad that's sharp as a tac.
If I'm ever murdered under suspicious circumstances, I know which group of folks won't be figuring out who killed me.....
You muh fuggas.
Dick Tracy my ass.
If you are in that meth capital Albuquerque, be careful. Don’t leave anything in your rental. I am not exaggerating. In the medical field, El Paso is always grouped with New Mexico and Arizona due to time zone and location. Anyway, sales reps cover this area and pretty much all have a story of checking in the hotel and getting their car broken into within just a short time. Also, whether you are there or Santa Fe, get a plate of something with Hatch chile. I know you ragged on it in the other thread, but that was for salsa. But, some of the spicy plates whether chilaquiles, enchiladas, casseroles or burgers or whatever, it is excellent (Not like the shtty green chile you get at whataburger. Oh, don’t freak out at the flat non-rolled enchiladas they like to serve in New Mexico.
So I'm driving back from Port A today and stop by Strangers house in F. Bluff, ring the doorbell to say "Hi", but the miss's says he's out on the boat with the boys. On my way up I-35 through New Braunsfels, swing by Clobs residence, ring the doorbell, some hot lady answers and says "that sorry arse, mf'er is off in another state judging some sort of pageant"!! Well, Bell must be home so I go by the local doublewide park, but the doorbell doesn't work because there ain't no electricity. I knocked Bell, why didn't you answer?
Got dumped on in San Marcos as a flash flood came through and 35 came to a standstill. I hate that highway.
Got dumped on in San Marcos as a flash flood came through and 35 came to a standstill. I hate that highway.
So the moral of your story is you didn't catch any fish?
If you'd have detoured through Kerrville to knock on my door, you would have got wet, but missed the flash flood in San Marcos.
Was in west TX this weekend. Really cool drive on Hwy 67 from Alpine to Ft Stockton yesterday: majestic landscape and thunderstorms over the mountains.
I flew into El Paso and drove up to Las Cruces. It was raining so hard in El Paso that I saw two garbage dumpsters floating down I-10 in the opposite lane. I'd have taken photos, but it was raining so fvcking hard I didn't want to take my hands off the wheel.
I saw news footage of the flooding in ELP … pretty bad. It was also coming down hard on Hwy 67 yesterday. I thought I was going to hydroplane my 4x4.
We took off to Ruidoso for the weekend to take a break from all of the rainfall. Next time you (or anybody else on here) is in town, you have an open invitation for an ice cold beer.
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