Wife just farted under the covers. What do I do?

Wife just farted under the covers. What do I do?

  • Pull covers over her head and yell ‘Dutch oven!’

    Votes: 98 26.4%

  • Act disgusted and shame her

    Votes: 50 13.5%

  • Jump out of bed and wait it out

    Votes: 14 3.8%

  • Spoon her and whisper ‘I like that’

    Votes: 97 26.1%

  • Continue to OB and ignore

    Votes: 88 23.7%

  • Turn on Drunk Uncle podcast

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • Other- add below

    Votes: 20 5.4%
  • Total voters
    371
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