After watching every inning of the abominable Yankees series, I am starting to believe that the Stros could be the first MLB team to run table in reverse and go 0-162.
This team is the suck bro. Just pure ass all around, on every level, and in every way.
I don’t see a single win on the schedule. They remind me of youth baseball teams with a douche head coach who had no idea what he was doing when it came to selecting team. Errbody knows in game 1 that the team ain’t winning all year unless it is handed to them as a gift.
The bullpen is the equivalent of trotting out dorky Jonny’s third grade friend with the taped together glasses to the mound for his fourth shelling of the week. It’s going to be a walk or a dinger every time.
Anywho, it is sad what the Astros have become butt this result will guarantee a good pick. Maybe also we will trade Bregman, Hader, Verlander, Framber, and others with value for prospects who can help the rebuild.
This team is the suck bro. Just pure ass all around, on every level, and in every way.
I don’t see a single win on the schedule. They remind me of youth baseball teams with a douche head coach who had no idea what he was doing when it came to selecting team. Errbody knows in game 1 that the team ain’t winning all year unless it is handed to them as a gift.
The bullpen is the equivalent of trotting out dorky Jonny’s third grade friend with the taped together glasses to the mound for his fourth shelling of the week. It’s going to be a walk or a dinger every time.
Anywho, it is sad what the Astros have become butt this result will guarantee a good pick. Maybe also we will trade Bregman, Hader, Verlander, Framber, and others with value for prospects who can help the rebuild.
