I need some more aggy jokes! Did you hear about the aggy who was majoring in animal husbandry.....until they caught him at it?
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You know why the military stopped using aggys for firing squad duty?
They would circle the prisoner before firing......
Did you hear about the aggy who came home and caught his wife in bed with his best friend?
He runs to the cupboard, grabs his gun and puts it to his head. His wife snickers.....he says "don't laugh you are next!".......
They would circle the prisoner before firing......
Did you hear about the aggy who came home and caught his wife in bed with his best friend?
He runs to the cupboard, grabs his gun and puts it to his head. His wife snickers.....he says "don't laugh you are next!".......
An aggy, a longhorns and a red raider, all high school buddies, decide they are going to make a quick trip to boys town during winter break.
While sitting in Papagallos, an argument breaks out between the bar tender and the red raider over the price of beers. A fight ensues. The Federales arrive as the 3 boys are fleeing and they give chase.
The boys run back toward the border and find a hiding spot inside an unlocked import/export warehouse.
Scrambling for a place to hide the longhorn and red raider crawl inside different livestock crates and hunker down with the animals. The aggy, in a panic, finds and empty gunny sack, stands in the middle of it and pulls the sack up and over his head and then crouched down.
The Mexican police kick in the door and begin searching for the boys. They happen upon the crate filled with young calves and inspect it- then kick the side if it. The longhorn replies with ".....uh...mooooo mooooo mooooo!"
"Es nada. Estoy Las vacas." One cop says.
They make their way to the crate filled with pigs and the red raider- kicking the crate the red raider replies with "....uh...oink oink oink!"
"Es nada. Estoy cochinos." Another cop says.
They notice the gunny sack lying on the ground and one cops decides to kick it to investigate....
The nervous aggy replies with " Potatoes!".
While sitting in Papagallos, an argument breaks out between the bar tender and the red raider over the price of beers. A fight ensues. The Federales arrive as the 3 boys are fleeing and they give chase.
The boys run back toward the border and find a hiding spot inside an unlocked import/export warehouse.
Scrambling for a place to hide the longhorn and red raider crawl inside different livestock crates and hunker down with the animals. The aggy, in a panic, finds and empty gunny sack, stands in the middle of it and pulls the sack up and over his head and then crouched down.
The Mexican police kick in the door and begin searching for the boys. They happen upon the crate filled with young calves and inspect it- then kick the side if it. The longhorn replies with ".....uh...mooooo mooooo mooooo!"
"Es nada. Estoy Las vacas." One cop says.
They make their way to the crate filled with pigs and the red raider- kicking the crate the red raider replies with "....uh...oink oink oink!"
"Es nada. Estoy cochinos." Another cop says.
They notice the gunny sack lying on the ground and one cops decides to kick it to investigate....
The nervous aggy replies with " Potatoes!".
You're just a special kind of special. Seriously.Q: What happens when a flock of JHawks take flight?
A: Air pollution.
Why do aggie parents proudly display the "I'm an Aggie Mom" sticker on their bumpers?
So they can park in handicap spots.
So they can park in handicap spots.
1CAT, something tells me you are a solid grade A smoking hot 10. Because let's face it, there seems to be a copious amount of air space in that wonderful nugget of yours.Q: What happens when a flock of JHawks take flight?
A: Air pollution.
You are, however, entertaining in a car wreck kind of way.
this guy walks up to a guy at the bar. He says...want to hear an aggie joke? Guy standing there says....before you tell that joke I want you to know that I went to aTm and I know Karate. He says...you see that 6' 8" guy on the other side of you? He went to aTm also. Then you might notice this 300 lb grizzly Adams looking guy next to me....He went to aTm also. Now do you still want to tell that aggy joke?..The guy says...I guess not.....I would have to explain it 3 times.
I hear ya. It's a lot like going to the riverwalk in SA. Everywhere you look is nothing but Rosie o donnels walking around but when you've just about given up hope, a Margot Robbie pops out around the corner.
From my observation, most of them are at basketball games in KU gear.
OH no sir, quite the opposite! My point is that every once in a blue moon, you can pull a keeper from a dead pond.
Yeah.....my wifey locked up my fishing pole. I just look at other guys trophys now.Clob fishes stocked ponds.
What’s the difference between a female Aggie and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
Whats the difference between a female Aggie and a Corvette?
Not everybody has been inside a Corvette.
