I need some more aggy jokes! Did you hear about the aggy who was majoring in animal husbandry.....until they caught him at it?
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There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but scientists said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun. The Aggies said "No, we'll go at night."
It was reported that a small two seater airplane crashed in a cemetery near Texas A&M campus located in College Station Tx. early this morning. So far, the Aggie fire dept. has recovered 300 bodies and they’re still digging. Further developments will be posted.
Two young boys were playing in a park in College Station when a rabid dog attacked one. The second boy, thinking quickly, broke a large piece of wood off of a fence, jammed it down the dogs collar and twisted it, breaking its neck.
A reporter who was strolling by saw the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. "FUTURE AGGIE SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not going to be an Aggie," the little boy told him.
"Sorry, since we're in College Station, I just assumed you were," said the reporter. He starts again, "YOUNG AGGIE FOOTBALL FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK," wrote the reporter.
"I'm not an Aggie football fan either," said the boy.
"Well, gosh, " said the reporter, "I thought everyone in the College Station area pulled for Texas A&M. Just who do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a longhorn fan," said the boy with pride.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook, "LITTLE HIPPIE FREAKBOY MURDERS BELOVED FAMILY PET."
Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?
He kept throwing out all the W&Ws
The CEO of a giant company was looking to hire a VP. But he was very sensitive about a condition he had which left him with no ears. He decided to test the 3 candidates for the job. A Baylor Bear, a longhorn, and an Aggie.
First he brings in the Baylor Bear. "Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Sure. You've got no ears."
"Get out of my office. I'm not hiring you."
Next he brings in the longhorn. "Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Sure. You've got no ears."
"Get out of my office. I'm not hiring you."
Finally, he brings in the Aggie. Before he can speak the Aggie says "Hey! Are you wearing contacts?"
"Wow! You've got sharp eyes! I am wearing contacts! How did you know?"
"Ya sure as hell can't wear glasses."
You're just a special kind of special. Seriously.Q: What happens when a flock of JHawks take flight?
A: Air pollution.
1CAT, something tells me you are a solid grade A smoking hot 10. Because let's face it, there seems to be a copious amount of air space in that wonderful nugget of yours.Q: What happens when a flock of JHawks take flight?
A: Air pollution.
Have you been to Kansas? 10?1CAT, something tells me you are a solid grade A smoking hot 10. Because let's face it, there seems to be a copious amount of air space in that wonderful nugget of yours.
You are, however, entertaining in a car wreck kind of way.
I hear ya. It's a lot like going to the riverwalk in SA. Everywhere you look is nothing but Rosie o donnels walking around but when you've just about given up hope, a Margot Robbie pops out around the corner.Have you been to Kansas? 10?
LOL at you thinking the fishing is good at the river walk.I hear ya. It's a lot like going to the riverwalk in SA. Everywhere you look is nothing but Rosie o donnels walking around but when you've just about given up hope, a Margot Robbie pops out around the corner.
From my observation, most of them are at basketball games in KU gear.
OH no sir, quite the opposite! My point is that every once in a blue moon, you can pull a keeper from a dead pond.LOL at you thinking the fishing is good at the river walk.
Clob fishes stocked ponds.OH no sir, quite the opposite! My point is that every once in a blue moon, you can pull a keeper from a dead pond.
Yeah.....my wifey locked up my fishing pole. I just look at other guys trophys now.Clob fishes stocked ponds.
What’s the difference between a female Aggie and a bowling ball?I need some more aggy jokes! Did you hear about the aggy who was majoring in animal husbandry.....until they caught him at it?
Whats the difference between a female Aggie and a Corvette?What’s the difference between a female Aggie and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.