Dear aggies

[outhereincali]

An aggie was talking about Mike Elko he said he liked him but doesn't understand him. Then I thought about it.

Dyk that Elko is an Ivy Leaguer? Was a qb at Penn led them to an Ivy league title. That means he has good grammar, proper annunciation, and can speak complete sentences. He also doesn't fart loud in a social setting. He doesn't grab his crotch when a good looking woman walks by. His teenage kids don't tell inappropriate jokes around other kids. His wife isn't a child molester. What a culture shock it must have been for his family when they arrived in college station.

No wonder they don't understand him.

 

[Lampasas]

An aggie was talking about Mike Elko he said he liked him but doesn't understand him. Then I thought about it.

Dyk that Elko is an Ivy Leaguer? Was a qb at Penn led them to an Ivy league title. That means he has good grammar, proper annunciation, and can speak complete sentences. He also doesn't fart loud in a social setting. He doesn't grab his crotch when a good looking woman walks by. His teenage kids don't tell inappropriate jokes around other kids. His wife isn't a child molester. What a culture shock it must have been for his family when they arrived in college station.

No wonder they don't understand him.

I agree, but damn, any man with those qualities might shock the libtard culture now prevalent on most universities.

Plumbers Rock

 

[outhereincali]

I agree, but damn, any man with those qualities might shock the libtard culture now prevalent on most universities.

Plumbers Rock

Do you have any idea how many conservative thinkers are from the Ivy league? For example, I read that Dartmouth has always been a conservative university.

And besides aggies have a well deserved reputation for having a complete lack of social graces.

 

[Lampasas]

Do you have any idea how many conservative thinkers are from the Ivy league?

I'm guessing maybe 4 on a good day

 

[outhereincali]

I'm guessing maybe 4 on a good day

Aw mam don't digress this I told a funny and mostly accurate joke about what most aggies are like

 

[Lampasas]

OK, you were spot on with your aggie assessment

 

[txleapd]

““According to a copy of the organization’s latest tax return, obtained by Sportico, the 12th Man Foundation reported bringing in $95.7 million in FY24, set off against $116 million in expenditures.”

Hehe😬

Texas A&M 12th Man Foundation donations drastically fall amid Jimbo Fisher buyout

Texas A&M 12th Man Foundations donations drastically fell in 2024 amid the Jimbo Fisher buyout being assumed.

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[txleapd]

The common aggsy consensus is that it’s not fair Texas has a good shot at breaking to SEC record for conferences in a single year, and women’s rowing counts toward that.

 

[clob94]

I'm dead.

Dead I tell you.

 

[txleapd]

 

[Etlonghorn]

They've had a Queer Theory class for years.....

 

[WRLHookem]

Gotta admire their commitment to a brand. If they ever decide to grow a pair we may be in trouble.

 

[txleapd]

 

[HarryBuffalo]

retard

noun​

1. Retardation; delay.
   Similar: retardationdelay
2. A mentally retarded person.
3. A person who is stupid or inept, especially in social situations.

Aggie = a Total lack of self awareness. 🙄

 

[txleapd]

I actually think the ring dunk ceremony is a fun tradition.

 

[DHHorn]

I actually think the ring dunk ceremony is a fun tradition.

Yeah, I've been there when some of my friends did it and it was always a pretty fun night. This was back when everyone would do the ring dunk at the Dixie Chicken in front of the crowd. We would spend the night watching people chug a pitcher of beer and place bets on who would do it the fastest. If they puke it's an automatic disqualification. Of course like everything else that's fun they shut it down. Now kids do it at private parties.

 

[txleapd]

The Vet School hosted the ring dunk for my son’s class at one of the arenas. It was funny watching all of the girls squeal with delight when they finished their pitchers, then get wide-eyed and run to puke all the beer back up. 😂

My son downed his pitcher in 19 seconds. 😳

 

[WRLHookem]

So I’d love to take credit for this one but saw a post on a different site….”Maybe we should steal Aggies meat judging coaches.”

 

[clob94]

retard

noun​

1. Retardation; delay.
   Similar: retardationdelay
2. A mentally retarded person.
3. A person who is stupid or inept, especially in social situations.

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Aggie = a Total lack of self awareness. 🙄

There's some really healthy girls and one giant dorky dude in this video.

I mean, those girls ain't ever missed a meal.

 

[clob94]

The Vet School hosted the ring dunk for my son’s class at one of the arenas. It was funny watching all of the girls squeal with delight when they finished their pitchers, then get wide-eyed and run to puke all the beer back up. 😂

My son downed his pitcher in 19 seconds. 😳

Bruh--

19?

Now be honest- it was warm and flat..... a pitcher of cold ass beer is fvcking HARD to chug in 19 seconds..... on any continent. I've tried it on about 4.

 

[txleapd]

Apparently, it’s a thing to pour the beer into the pitcher the night before. I may have made a comment about soiling the family name. He poured the beer the morning of.

What’s most impressive is that he also did a ring dunk the night before with a group of his friends in his class, and did it in 26 seconds. He vowed to make it in 20 seconds the next night. The kid’s always been competitive and an overachiever.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

I actually think the ring dunk ceremony is a fun tradition.

Not when they do it. Did you watch the video? 🙄

 

[clob94]

Not when they do it. Did you watch the video? 🙄

Ya but not all of them are that uncool.

I went to one of my best friend's ring dunk.
He did it at the Chicken right around the time TABC was cracking down on people drinking straight outta pitchers- and these aggys did it in part for tradition and in part for defiance. I'll admit- I did have a good time. A few girls puked. A few dudes puked. But good times were had by all.