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Ewers = Ralph Sampson

Oddguwop

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Some really animated convos in my Wolf Pack re the proper historical analogy for Ewers. One douche said he was Don Mattingly and we clowned him so hard bro. Lots of other bad takes two.

The best I heard so far is that Ewers is our Ralph Sampson. He is an elite talent with elite traits like Sampson. He even formed the Twin Towers for a while with Arch butt ultimately he had to move on for the younger and better guy. Only when Ralph and Quinn left did true greatness occur, butt they’re contributions are still important.

Of coarse this means that Arch is Hakeem (praise be his name). I believe that Owens is Joe Barry Carroll and Sark is the sober version of Rudy T.

Anywho this makes too much since to not be correct. I am personally gearing up for two consecutive natties like our back to back titles in Clutch City.
 
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