Have any of you guys come up with a scoring system for airplane farts?
Going to have to fly commercial unfortunately, and the only thing that makes it tolerable to me is ripping SBD farts and watching the reactions. Of coarse, it’s become a competitive thing in my Wolf Pack when flying together and we need to determine a winner.
My thought is 2 points for each verbal acknowledgment (ie, “damn who farted,” “did you just cut one,” does the baby need a new diaper,” etc), 3 points for each physical defensive reaction (nose pinch, fanning air in front of face, heading face in shirt), 5 points for a verbal meltdown (stranger or stewardess gets verbally butthurt and starts to yell at fart culprits), and 10 points for serious gagging or vomiting.
Anywho, need a good system or douches will be engaging stolen valor and claiming undeserved glory. I figure some of you guys have done before, so I came to best possible resource.
Going to have to fly commercial unfortunately, and the only thing that makes it tolerable to me is ripping SBD farts and watching the reactions. Of coarse, it’s become a competitive thing in my Wolf Pack when flying together and we need to determine a winner.
My thought is 2 points for each verbal acknowledgment (ie, “damn who farted,” “did you just cut one,” does the baby need a new diaper,” etc), 3 points for each physical defensive reaction (nose pinch, fanning air in front of face, heading face in shirt), 5 points for a verbal meltdown (stranger or stewardess gets verbally butthurt and starts to yell at fart culprits), and 10 points for serious gagging or vomiting.
Anywho, need a good system or douches will be engaging stolen valor and claiming undeserved glory. I figure some of you guys have done before, so I came to best possible resource.
