Going back to the good times

[outhereincali]

Well we're resuming the rivalry after 13 years and I can't think of a better way to start.

There was this aggie and when he was young he had a terrible accident and lost all the skin around his ears understandingly he was very sensitive about it but it didn't keep him from doing very well in life. One day he wanted to start a new business. He didn't know much about the business he wanted to start so he interviewed someone who did.

The first person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from UT. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the aggie asked if he noticed anything different about him and the Texas guy said yeah you ain't got any ears. I'm sorry sir but you're not what I'm looking for.

The next person he interviewed was another aggie. During the interview he asked if he noticed anything different about him. And the aggie says yeah you're wearing contacts. The other aggie says why yes I am how could you tell?

Well I was thinking sure as hell can't wear glasses.

 

[WRLHookem]

Well we're resuming the rivalry after 13 years and I can't think of a better way to start.

There was this aggie and when he was young he had a terrible accident and lost all the skin around his ears understandingly he was very sensitive about it but it didn't keep him from doing very well in life. One day he wanted to start a new business. He didn't know much about the business he wanted to start so he interviewed someone who did.

The first person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from UT. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the aggie asked if he noticed anything different about him and the Texas guy said yeah you ain't got any ears. I'm sorry sir but you're not what I'm looking for.

The next person he interviewed was another aggie. During the interview he asked if he noticed anything different about him. And the aggie says yeah you're wearing contacts. The other aggie says why yes I am how could you tell?

Well I was thinking sure as hell can't wear glasses.

Is this a new Aggie joke thread you started?

 

[outhereincali]

Is this a new Aggie joke thread you started?

Yes
I promise the next jokes won't be as long.

 

[westx]

I don’t care if I am in the minority, but
Aggy>>>sorry ass sooners.

 

[oldhorn2]

2 aggys out hunting....one accidentally shots the other one....In a panic he grabs his cell phone and dials 911....he tells the operator he has shot his friend and he is not sure is he is dead and he doesnt know what to do. The operator says well first we have to make sure he is dead.....she hears BOOM!....ok, now what?

 

[JustAHorn88]

Q: Why do Aggie parents put I'm an Aggie Mom or Aggie Dad bumper stickers on their vehicles?

A: So they can park in the handicap spots.

 

[TX1972]

Aggie comes home early from work, finds another man in bed with his wife. Goes to the night stand, removes the revolver, shoots the man. He points the gun at his own head. Wife starts laughing. "Shut up bi#ch! You're next!"

 

[outhereincali]

Did you hear about the show aggie lesbian she likes men.

 

[clob94]

Dude says to Aggie-- "How long does it take to cook a baby sheep in the microwave?"

Aggie- "I don't look at my watch while I'm masturbating."

 

[outhereincali]

An aggie was telling his friend I broke my arm in 3 places. His friend said you ought to stay out of those places.

 

[aggie1982]

Two little boys were playing in a park in College Station, and one was suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped off a board from a nearby fence, wedged it down the dogs collar and twisted it, breaking the dogs neck.

A reporter from Bryan-College Station Eagle who was strolling by saw the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. ‘Future Aggie Saves Friend From Vicious’ animal, he started writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not an Aggie," the little boy told him.

"Sorry, since we're in College Station, I just assumed you were," said the reporter.

He started again, ‘Young Aggie Football Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack...’.

"I'm not an Aggie football fan either," said the boy.

"Well, gosh," said the reporter, "I thought everyone in the College Station area pulled for the Aggies. Just who do you root for?"

"I'm a Longhorn fan," said the boy with pride.
The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook: ‘Little Hippie Freak-Boy Murders Beloved Family Pet.’

 

[westx]

Two little boys were playing in a park in College Station, and one was suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped off a board from a nearby fence, wedged it down the dogs collar and twisted it, breaking the dogs neck.

A reporter from Bryan-College Station Eagle who was strolling by saw the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. ‘Future Aggie Saves Friend From Vicious’ animal, he started writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not an Aggie," the little boy told him.

"Sorry, since we're in College Station, I just assumed you were," said the reporter.

He started again, ‘Young Aggie Football Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack...’.

"I'm not an Aggie football fan either," said the boy.

"Well, gosh," said the reporter, "I thought everyone in the College Station area pulled for the Aggies. Just who do you root for?"

"I'm a Longhorn fan," said the boy with pride.
The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook: ‘Little Hippie Freak-Boy Murders Beloved Family Pet.’

How is it going, 1982? How are things looking for the aggies this season, in your opinion? You liking the new staff? I thought Stoops would have been a great hire. Damn good coach and built in Texas hate. I may be in the minority, but I actually like the Klein hire. Tough QB plus he come from the Master Snyder tree.

 

[clob94]

I've rolled this around my head and talked to several of my aggie friends and I'm observing sort of a trend here.

They don't seem excited. They seem more.......... apprehensive-- than anything. Honestly, I don't think there's too many in Howdytown that are looking forward to this reunion.
Don't get me wrong- beating Texas for the first time since 2010 would be more erotic to aggie than a meadow full of pillowy virgin sheep.
"Borderline erotic" is how I remember former Arkansas and current Illinois coach Bret Bielema describing it.
But I don't think aggie has given themselves much of a chance. But with a team that could possibly show up in November with 3 or even 4 losses, beating Texas would be the difference in aggie having, what it's alumni consider, a successful season, verses a failure for first year coach Elko.

Lose to Texas and the "SEC" myth of "we run this state" is shattered, well.... forever.

There's A LOT on the line for aggie in this game. And I'm wondering if the gravitas of the moment is weighing upon them.

 

[outhereincali]

You know we can't deny that a&m doesn't have talent they always have a few kids who could start for most teams even if they have a lousy w/l record. I'm sure they have a top 15 class this year.

I think the biggest priority for Elko is to rebuild the culture. All those kids from their #1 ranked class that left after a year says that something is wrong. But if Elko does that they'll have a chance. The Texas game is at home and they don't play AL or GA.

 

[hillcountryhorn63697005]

Back when The Best Little W House in La Grange was open, an aggy corp dude paid $50 to do a 69 with a stunning blonde. She farts once. The aggy shakes it off and continues. She does it again. The aggy throws her off of him and yells, "I might paid 50 bucks, but, dangit, I ain't taking 67 more of those!"

 

[outhereincali]

Bear Bryant once said in the eyes of most Texans an aggie is cheerful, gullible, and not very good at sex. However he said only 2 of those things are true.

Hey wait a minute coach which ones?