Johnny Cocaine gets kicked out of....... Canada?

[clob94]

https://www.google.com/amp/www.espn.com/cfl/story/_/id/26094839/manziel-released-barred-other-cfl-teams?platform=amp

How in the Sam hell do you get kicked off of, not only your team, but kicked out of the entire fvcking league? Canada basically just told him to go ahead and GTFO and never come back. This guy---

Ok--- bets on what he did? Anybody?

Even money -- drugs
2-1 booze
3-1 assaulted a woman
8-1 pulled out his pecker and stuck it in a serving of poutine (Canadians love their poutine)
12-1 said hockey was a sport for bitches

Long shot-- told people in Montreal that they weren't speaking "real French"

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

https://www.google.com/amp/www.espn.com/cfl/story/_/id/26094839/manziel-released-barred-other-cfl-teams?platform=amp

How in the Sam hell do you get kicked off of, not only your team, but kicked out of the entire fvcking league? Canada basically just told him to go ahead and GTFO and never come back. This guy---

Ok--- bets on what he did? Anybody?

Even money -- drugs
2-1 booze
3-1 assaulted a woman
8-1 pulled out his pecker and stuck it in a serving of poutine (Canadians love their poutine)
12-1 said hockey was a sport for bitches

Long shot-- told people in Montreal that they were speaking "real French"

All of the above!

 

[oldschoolcat]

Regardless of what it was...I predicted he would be working a pro shop in Tyler and now that's in jeopardy. What an ass.

 

[LonghornMM]

Manziel is an embarrassment to his family, Tyler, Kerrville, a&m, and mainly himself. This was his last chance to go to the CFL, blow it up there, and then hope for another shot at the NFL, and he blew it. What a dumbass.

 

[BringBackRoyal]

Long shot-- told people in Montreal that they were speaking "real French"

Are you missing a "not" here? Because this would win him plenty of fans.

 

[Tired Horn]

Add Gambling on CFL games. @ 5-1

 

[clob94]

Are you missing a "not" here? Because this would win him plenty of fans.

Edited just for you sir. Good eye .

 

[RoboCocks21]

Breaking news Manziel will be the QB in Dallas when the XFL. Stoops is excited to have Manziel as the new QB in Dallas.

 

[DHHorn]

 

[clob94]

Loooo seeeer

 

[Longyac]

It was domestic violence.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Okay, so some clarification re: Manziel and the AAF. I'm told that if he were to be allocated anywhere, it would be to San Antonio. But the nature of why Manziel was booted from the Alouettes and the CFL is a big detail.


https://sports.yahoo.com/johnny-manziel-released-by-montreal-alouettes-192004669.html

 

[clob94]

It was domestic violence.

Guess or you know somezing?

 

[Longyac]

Guess or you know somezing?

It is the only issue that gets a league wide ban.

 

[clob94]

It is the only issue that gets a league wide ban.

Sooooooo he likes beatin on women.

Classy.

 

[oldhorn2]

not his fault you insensitive bastards!....he is bi polar....

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

not his fault you insensitive bastards!....he is bi polar....

plus he's AGGSY that had no home

 

[RoboCocks21]

Aaf had already made a call

 

[JasperNewton7]

It appears they are made for each other if the split are indeed correct....

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/johnny-manziel-wife-bre-tiesi-half-marathon-time-cheated

 

[clob94]

It appears they are made for each other if the split are indeed correct....

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/johnny-manziel-wife-bre-tiesi-half-marathon-time-cheated

Holy sh!t dude! Great job finding that little nugget.

So this bitc---er I mean, this young "lady" had to have ducked off the course and gone unnoticed while she either cut across or hopped into a ride and then snuck BACK on the course to finish in record time.

What's the old saying-- if you ain't cheating you ain't trying??

 

[crazypatriotguy]

Holy sh!t dude! Great job finding that little nugget.

So this bitc---er I mean, this young "lady" had to have ducked off the course and gone unnoticed while she either cut across or hopped into a ride and then snuck BACK on the course to finish in record time.

What's the old saying-- if you ain't cheating you ain't trying??

The article says there was a change to the course and runners were supposed to make a loop. As it pointed out, perhaps she didn't realize this and basically didn't finish the whole race.

That would have been her only save. "Oops, I missed part of the course and didn't realize it." But it's simply stupid to double down on the "Yes, I did in fact break the world record mile for six consecutive miles without training for this event" stance.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Holy sh!t dude! Great job finding that little nugget.

So this bitc---er I mean, this young "lady" had to have ducked off the course and gone unnoticed while she either cut across or hopped into a ride and then snuck BACK on the course to finish in record time.

What's the old saying-- if you ain't cheating you ain't trying??

 

[Oldmanastro]

Rosie Ruiz:

On April 21, 1980, Ruiz appeared to win the Boston Marathon's female category with a time of 2:31:56. Her time would have been the fastest female time in Boston Marathon history as well as the third-fastest female time ever recorded in any marathon.[3][4][5] However, suspicions mounted about Ruiz almost from the beginning. Men's winner Bill Rodgers, who had just won his third straight Boston Marathon, noticed that Ruiz could not recall many things that most runners know by heart, such as intervals and splits.[2] Other observers noticed that Ruiz was not panting or coated in sweat, and her thighs were less lean and muscular than would be expected for a world-class runner. She later released stress-test results showing her resting heart rate as 76. Most female marathoners have a resting heart rate in the 50s or lower.[1]

 

[Belldozer1]

The article says there was a change to the course and runners were supposed to make a loop. As it pointed out, perhaps she didn't realize this and basically didn't finish the whole race.

That would have been her only save. "Oops, I missed part of the course and didn't realize it." But it's simply stupid to double down on the "Yes, I did in fact break the world record mile for six consecutive miles without training for this event" stance.

According to @Scholz, someone in her position didn’t cheat, she was simply evening the playing field. Nothing to see here.

 

[clob94]

Omfg here we go.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Omfg here we go.

Dundon also told USA Today that Manziel wouldn’t be given any special treatment, and that he’d get the same three-year, $250,000 deal that every player gets.


Under the AAF’s regional allocation system, the Commanders have the first shot at signing Manziel, if things get to that point. Johnston said that his team hasn’t had any direct contact with Manziel or his agent, but he has spoken to Dundon about the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner. Johnston wants to see what the rest of the league’s reaction is to Manziel before moving forward.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Come here clob! Come here boy!

 

[12375CAT]

Johnnie is a bigger jerk than both Aggy & Piggy combined

 

[Oldmanastro]

Somebody has made an offer to Johnny. SA Commanders relinquished his rights.

 

[HornsRuleU]

Manziel is an embarrassment to his family, Tyler, Kerrville, a&m, and mainly himself. This was his last chance to go to the CFL, blow it up there, and then hope for another shot at the NFL, and he blew it. What a dumbass.

You forgot males everywhere, the great state of Texas, the USA, and Earth. Or maybe we shouldn't give him so much credit.

It'll be interesting to find out, in heaven, how much of foolishness like his and VY (and ourselves) is due to personal decisions vs. what's wrong between the ears, genetically.

 

[Bwilk55]

Good on San Antonio for passing on him. He would have been a big draw in Texas with all the aggies who would want to see him play again

 

[cml7374]

If Johnny would have went to San Antonio.....he wouldve been arrested in a couple of weeks for public intoxication....he knows way too many people in that area not to get into trouble.