Wait.......hold up....
The dog was dead, on a pile of wood......and um, errr.... covered in blood and "other bodily fluids..."???
If it was urine, they'd have said "urine"........or vomit.....
Are they....... did they.............. are you trying to tell me they stood around the dead dog in a circle and............
Is that even......... where was the jizz jar?? Full??