Ketch's 10 Thoughts From The Weekend ("F*** Texas and all of its money.")

I get what you're saying, but the reality is that only 3 or 4 guys will get significant playing time at OT during the season. I don't believe that all of the guys who fall behind Brooks will end up in the (P word).
I kind of do.
 
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Kid from Poteet upset about no wrestling schollies.
 
Del Conte is a world-class fundraiser.

He hasn't been anywhere close to that in helping with NIL, in part because there's always a sense of unwillingness to share the money he is collecting in fundraising for his own purposes.
I was about to say... CDC has raised some serious money. Just look at all the new facilities going up around campus for ALL sports, not just football. NIL is a different beast though and I think everyone is still trying to *smartly* navigate those waters. Or you can take the approach of aggy and throw money around and still go 8-5 in football and 0-6 in SEC play in baseball with the same national title runner-up team.
 
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The sense around the country seems to be that he is doing it because he can.
I feel like we're missing the point on the "absurd number of new scholarships" story. I think it's less likely that the Administration/CDC is doing this "because he can," and I don't even think it's about Title IX. To me it seems much more plausible that we're rolling this out at based on our judgment (greatly informed by UT's legal counsel) about the future of revenue sharing in college athletics. This is perhaps too simplistic, but the underlying point of the ongoing legal fight is that the NCAA and colleges are colluding (in an antitrust sense) to prevent college athletes from sharing in revenue that should properly go to them if market forces were applies fairly. Texas has a shit-ton of revenue--way more than most schools--and it may have made a judgment that it should share a certain percentage, presumably blessed by the lawyers, of its revenues with students in the form of scholarships. If that's the case it would want to distribute them more or less equitably across men's a women's sports. But we have so much freaking money and so few sports that it causes some weird effects like the 68 scholarships for women's rowing. I guess you have to stash those scholarships somewhere? And if the lawyers end up being wrong about the legal risk, or the percentage, you can just pull down those scholarships in future years. Anyway, this all feels like something the lawyers dreamed up.
 
It's UT's money that allows them to add scholarships.
Obviously. The question is what is the motive for utilizing money in that way for those sports? Directors cup...no? Enhancing the overall appeal of the athletic department as a whole... no? Texas has to be doing this in anticipation of the verdict in the NCAA settlement that will require revenue sharing with student-athletes. That is the only thing that makes sense.
 
I feel like we're missing the point on the "absurd number of new scholarships" story. I think it's less likely that the Administration/CDC is doing this "because he can," and I don't even think it's about Title IX. To me it seems much more plausible that we're rolling this out at based on our judgment (greatly informed by UT's legal counsel) about the future of revenue sharing in college athletics. This is perhaps too simplistic, but the underlying point of the ongoing legal fight is that the NCAA and colleges are colluding (in an antitrust sense) to prevent college athletes from sharing in revenue that should properly go to them if market forces were applies fairly. Texas has a shit-ton of revenue--way more than most schools--and it may have made a judgment that it should share a certain percentage, presumably blessed by the lawyers, of its revenues with students in the form of scholarships. If that's the case it would want to distribute them more or less equitably across men's a women's sports. But we have so much freaking money and so few sports that it causes some weird effects like the 68 scholarships for women's rowing. I guess you have to stash those scholarships somewhere? And if the lawyers end up being wrong about the legal risk, or the percentage, you can just pull down those scholarships in future years. Anyway, this all feels like something the lawyers dreamed up.
I didn't see your post and just made the same point. You are right and that is the only thing that makes sense here. That is exactly why they are doing it.
 
Great work, Ketch. Great read. Thank you.

The scholarship news is a huge development, and I'm glad you gave it its due.
 
I was about to say... CDC has raised some serious money. Just look at all the new facilities going up around campus for ALL sports, not just football. NIL is a different beast though and I think everyone is still trying to *smartly* navigate those waters. Or you can take the approach of aggy and throw money around and still go 8-5 in football and 0-6 in SEC play in baseball with the same national title runner-up team.
I think some respect has to be applied to the concept of this is all being made up on the fly.
 
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I feel like we're missing the point on the "absurd number of new scholarships" story. I think it's less likely that the Administration/CDC is doing this "because he can," and I don't even think it's about Title IX. To me it seems much more plausible that we're rolling this out at based on our judgment (greatly informed by UT's legal counsel) about the future of revenue sharing in college athletics. This is perhaps too simplistic, but the underlying point of the ongoing legal fight is that the NCAA and colleges are colluding (in an antitrust sense) to prevent college athletes from sharing in revenue that should properly go to them if market forces were applies fairly. Texas has a shit-ton of revenue--way more than most schools--and it may have made a judgment that it should share a certain percentage, presumably blessed by the lawyers, of its revenues with students in the form of scholarships. If that's the case it would want to distribute them more or less equitably across men's a women's sports. But we have so much freaking money and so few sports that it causes some weird effects like the 68 scholarships for women's rowing. I guess you have to stash those scholarships somewhere? And if the lawyers end up being wrong about the legal risk, or the percentage, you can just pull down those scholarships in future years. Anyway, this all feels like something the lawyers dreamed up.

I like it. Makes more sense than, "YOLO!"
 
Obviously. The question is what is the motive for utilizing money in that way for those sports? Directors cup...no? Enhancing the overall appeal of the athletic department as a whole... no? Texas has to be doing this in anticipation of the verdict in the NCAA settlement that will require revenue sharing with student-athletes. That is the only thing that makes sense.
I'll dig around.
 
I like it. Makes more sense than, "YOLO!"
I should add, I think the reason UT is doing this with scholarships is because scholarships are more or less "equal" for each individual student athlete. The alternative is to pay them a salary like employees, but UT doesn't want to do that for many reasons. For one thing it might enable the athletes to unionize like employees, but more importantly the administration might be resisting the inevitability of paying a market rate for labor services and making the corresponding hard choices about which individuals get paid more money. So they spray scholarships all over the place and hope that a court (or Congress, or a legislature) decides that's sufficient.
 
I should add, I think the reason UT is doing this with scholarships is because scholarships are more or less "equal" for each individual student athlete. The alternative is to pay them a salary like employees, but UT doesn't want to do that for many reasons. For one thing it might enable the athletes to unionize like employees, but more importantly the administration might be resisting the inevitability of paying a market rate for labor services and making the corresponding hard choices about which individuals get paid more money. So they spray scholarships all over the place and hope that a court (or Congress, or a legislature) decides that's sufficient.
Adding 48 rowing scholarships seems odd.

I'll dig around this week on it.
 
I should add, I think the reason UT is doing this with scholarships is because scholarships are more or less "equal" for each individual student athlete. The alternative is to pay them a salary like employees, but UT doesn't want to do that for many reasons. For one thing it might enable the athletes to unionize like employees, but more importantly the administration might be resisting the inevitability of paying a market rate for labor services and making the corresponding hard choices about which individuals get paid more money. So they spray scholarships all over the place and hope that a court (or Congress, or a legislature) decides that's sufficient.
I would add to your adding (which I agree with) this is also a way to keep the non revenue men’s sports. I believe the other school’s FU response to Texas is because they will either need to cut their own non revenue men’s sports or increase the amount of scholarships in women’s sports which most colleges simply cannot afford. Texas is saying that not only are we not doing cut backs but we are increasing the amount of scholarships because we can. The adding of scholarships to women’s rowing and soccer is because it is cost effective. Texas doesn't need need to add facilities, new coaches, venues, travel, etc that they would need to do with a new sport like women’s gymnastics.

Bottom line Texas is not only not cutting scholarships but fully funding other sports that previously had to work with partial scholarships. Bold move by Del Conte and others.
 
I would add to your adding (which I agree with) this is also a way to keep the non revenue men’s sports. I believe the other school’s FU response to Texas is because they will either need to cut their own non revenue men’s sports or increase the amount of scholarships in women’s sports which most colleges simply cannot afford. Texas is saying that not only are we not doing cut backs but we are increasing the amount of scholarships because we can. The adding of scholarships to women’s rowing and soccer is because it is cost effective. Texas doesn't need need to add facilities, new coaches, venues, travel, etc that they would need to do with a new sport like women’s gymnastics.

Bottom line Texas is not only not cutting scholarships but fully funding other sports that previously had to work with partial scholarships. Bold move by Del Conte and others.
No doubt.
 
I always thought Eliza Schleshinger was one of the funnier female comics.

Tom Segura's wife, Christina P is pretty funny too.
 
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