Terrorist plotting to overthrow government and plunge America into civil war have been radicalized through social media.
Through my internet skills I have been able to uncover the Terrorist Commander in Chief who has been using the internet to radicalize his followers. This force of evil, personally gave the go order and sent the message via Twitter.
LIBERATE MICHIGAN!
Thankfully the hottie Gov. of Michigan was not harmed as the plot was foiled but the danger is not over; the terrorist commander is now targeting other Democratic officials and icons. The FBI has asked me to not disclose the name and location of the terrorist leader, as he is very dangerous and believed to be responsible for hundreds of thousands of American deaths; I assume they will take action soon.
Through my internet skills I have been able to uncover the Terrorist Commander in Chief who has been using the internet to radicalize his followers. This force of evil, personally gave the go order and sent the message via Twitter.
LIBERATE MICHIGAN!
Thankfully the hottie Gov. of Michigan was not harmed as the plot was foiled but the danger is not over; the terrorist commander is now targeting other Democratic officials and icons. The FBI has asked me to not disclose the name and location of the terrorist leader, as he is very dangerous and believed to be responsible for hundreds of thousands of American deaths; I assume they will take action soon.
