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Official Longhorn vs Purple Wizard thread

Well this orgy is off to a slow start.

Do I need to start shoving Popsicles up a$$es to wake you guys up?
 
Hold your horses dammit....I was finishing up my chorizo and huevos....
 
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YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
 
Citizens of Longhorn Nation.....I propose a drinking game....every time we get a penalty today.....you take a shot......we'll all be plastered before halftime....
 
Citizens of Longhorn Nation.....I propose a drinking game....every time we get a penalty today.....you take a shot......we'll all be plastered before halftime....
I wasn't interested in seeing your chorizo and eggs before you ate them. What makes you think I'd want to see those nasty sum b!tches after?
 
Watson is not our most gifted running back, but he is our most intellegent.
 
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Well, we looked like a halfway competent offense in the first quarter..... minus one or two stupid play calls.

Beck is at home......... coincidence?
 
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The pedal is to the metal . Now do not let up texas. End this in the first half.
 
I wasn't interested in seeing your chorizo and eggs before you ate them. What makes you think I'd want to see those nasty sum b!tches after?

"Nasty sum bitches?" Why @clob94 I would have thought that a proud Texan such as yourself would recognize the sublime yet simple beauty of Mexico's finest contribution to the breakfast culinary arts....
 
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