Official Longhorns v "I'm a man! I'm 40" thread

[clob94]

Well, here we go. Everybody got their mullet gel ready?

 

[clob94]

Just had a Billy Ray Cyrus sighting.

 

[hookem777]

We need to have a fast start. Start slow and we get stomped.

 

[freeper]

Well, here we go. Everybody got their mullet gel ready?

All I can find is an old tube of Brylcreem....

 

[dj701919]

We better get good safety play

 

[freeper]

Hot damn!!! That's the way to start with defense!

 

[ryan_sublett]

Great start by the D.

 

[hookem777]

GOOD STOP D

 

[dj701919]

Nice block. Smh

 

[ryan_sublett]

Can we knock off the side to side passing game? It doesn’t work

 

[hookem777]

Sam starting good.

 

[clob94]

Can we knock off the side to side passing game? It doesn’t work

Dude--- don't you bubble screen?

 

[hookem777]

Dude--- don't you bubble screen?

my bubble screen is better than your bubble screen.

 

[hookem777]

2 bad snaps = drive killer.

here comes our MVP punter.

 

[clob94]

That's one of those "Sam, why you throwing into double coverage- because you got big balls and or stupid....." plays that we've discussed.

 

[hookem777]

That's one of those "Sam, why you throwing into double coverage- because you got big balls and or stupid....." plays that we've discussed.

the bad snap really threw off that play. He rushed everything from there.

 

[clob94]

Does errrboby see the same commercials I see during the breaks? Taco bell, he-man geico and direct tv?

 

[clob94]

Then a credit score thing from capital one?

 

[ryan_sublett]

D stepping up!

 

[clob94]

Defense showing a little urgency so far.

 

[hookem777]

yeah

 

[clob94]

Running cover 2 man under. I like it.

 

[hookem777]

D is looking ALIVE.

 

[hookem777]

great field position. Lets get some points.

 

[ryan_sublett]

An end around and a bubble screen... it’s 3rd and 7

 

[hookem777]

i bet we set that heard run play up for a pass later in the game.

 

[clob94]

Offense is pissing me off.

 

[clob94]

An end around and a bubble screen... it’s 3rd and 7

Bro......dont you bubble screen?

 

[dj701919]

Our WRs do not block well enough to employ a horizontal passing game.

 

[ryan_sublett]

If Herrman doesn’t call plays next year(which he says he can’t do) or get a real OC next year he’s in trouble at Texas.

 

[ryan_sublett]

Bro......dont you bubble screen?

Haha. Worst play in football

 

[freeper]

gawdamightkeerist....watching this offense is going to put my cardiologist's kids through college...

 

[hookem777]

need more pass rush.

 

[clob94]

They are splitting our safeties.

 

[hookem777]

god i hate pj lock