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official Longhorns vs Turtles thread (ugly uniforms)

This is the team I thought we had. 8-4. This is a trap game. Charlie Strong decimated our offense. We don't get a good offense in 1 year. The new parts on d are really going to have to step up.

This shouldn’t be a trap game by any stretch of the imagination. These motherf*ckers bitchslapped us in our own house 12 months ago. Any team in our position that’s worth a sh*t would be out for blood on the return trip.
 
This shouldn’t be a trap game by any stretch of the imagination. These motherf*ckers bitchslapped us in our own house 12 months ago. Any team in our position that’s worth a sh*t would be out for blood on the return trip.

Maybe I’m out of line, but I blame the soft ass tie dye wearing, free thinking, keep Austin weird culture around the 40 acres. We don’t have enough dogs.
 
Maybe I’m out of line, but I blame the soft ass tie dye wearing, free thinking, keep Austin weird culture around the 40 acres. We don’t have enough dogs.
Austin has always been that way.

Now I'll grant you, in the last few years it's grown much, much worse...... but who wouldn't be a little distracted with girls walking all over campus armed with dildos.
 
I’d also refrain from recruiting offensive linemen from Texas high schools. If I were recruiting linemen, I’d head to the Midwest and get a bunch of farm boys that know nothing but working on the land and throwing square bales all summer.
 
True story: after the Texas high school all star game, Dave Wanstadt, who was the Cowboys defensive coordinator at the time, came into the locker room after the game and shook my hand and told me he hoped the Cowboys could draft me in four years.

Boy......... did he ever overshoot on that one.
 
Austin has always been that way.

Now I'll grant you, in the last few years it's grown much, much worse...... but who wouldn't be a little distracted with girls walking all over campus armed with dildos.

Haha, valid point. I see it here locally watching PNG football. Entitled rich kids who’s parents think they’re better than they really are. The best teams in our area are smaller schools (Newton and WOS). Low income towns loaded with kids with nasty attitudes.
 
I see all those offensive linemen up at tcu know how to block. Most of the Oklahoma line is from texas..... they seem to know how to block....

It's ain't the indians..... its the arrows.
 
This rain delay has killed my day. Should’ve known not to buy movie tickets for my kids at 4. Gonna see how this Spectrum app works in the movie theater
 
I see all those offensive linemen up at tcu know how to block. Most of the Oklahoma line is from texas..... they seem to know how to block....

It's ain't the indians..... its the arrows.

Maybe we’re bringing in the wrong Indians?
 
I live in Houston and have to stream Texas and get Cal vs NC on local TV. Wtf
 
we shouldnt be calling that stupid ass play on 3rd and 2 anyway. we shouldnt be calling it on any down
 
It's going to take time. We are getting better albeit slowly. A new coaching staff is not the answer. Get a win here and it's huge.
 
West Virginia is committing mouth rape on Tennessee.
Hmmm, 10-7 is mouth rape? I thought the West Virginia offense was one of the best in the country? 10 points in the first half against a bottom 5 SEC team?
 
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