***OFFICIAL: Texas vs the GUMPS football thread of upset Vegas bookies***

[hookem777]

2 TDS in 15 seconds

 

[2300 Nueces]

 

[JasperNewton7]

And where the fvck is clob

 

[LongfellowDrew]

We need more mistakes from Alabama QB.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Not over yet

 

[hookem777]

ETHAN BURKE SACK

 

[westx]

mother effing holding

 

[2300 Nueces]

The holding is ridiculous

 

[hookem777]

HOLDING PLZ

 

[Pumpedup55]

Come on defense.

 

[westx]

We looked a little clumsy in the secondary this series.

 

[2300 Nueces]

The holding

 

[JasperNewton7]

Embarrassing

 

[Etlonghorn]

I’ve said it before but Milroe is the real deal.

 

[hookem777]

Ok Quinn you need one more TD drive

 

[Etlonghorn]

No sweat. Go score.

 

[Pumpedup55]

Bama does not quit. This game is not over till it’s over

 

[westx]

The holding

unbelievable the arm bar hold. would have had a sack

 

[JasperNewton7]

Wow. This dude can catch a ball on his head and we can’t catch a ball with our hands in front of our face

 

[2300 Nueces]

The slugfest begins.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Man, I’m about to drink myself out of Pappy Van Winkle.

Good stuff my dude.

 

[JasperNewton7]

Haymakers now

 

[JasperNewton7]

Need a long sustained drive for 7pts to eat up the clock. Tired of this sh!t

 

[Etlonghorn]

Bama does not quit. This game is not over till it’s over

Yep. Win or lose, we’ve put people on notice. We’re coming, and Hell’s coming with us.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Holy shit

 

[2300 Nueces]

Clipping

 

[westx]

Way to answer, boys.

 

[hookem777]

HOWS THAT FOR A DEEPBALL MOTHERFKERS

 

[Pumpedup55]

Good lead but Lot of time left.

 

[Etlonghorn]

That mother F et can’t block for shit but he can catch.

 

[Hoookem722]

Put some goddamn respect on Quinn Ewers!!!!

 

[Oldmanastro]

Yep. Win or lose, we’ve put people on notice. We’re coming, and Hell’s coming with us.

Tombstone.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Ewers for Heisman

 

[JasperNewton7]

That mother F et can’t block for shit but he can catch.

🤣

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Come on Horns!!