***OFFICIAL: Texas vs the GUMPS football thread of upset Vegas bookies***

[hookem777]

HILL!! THAT SHOULDER DIP

 

[2300 Nueces]

Hill just smoked proctor.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Hill is the SHIT!!

 

[westx]

Heads up play by Brooks

 

[Pumpedup55]

Terrible call.

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Stupid ass call

 

[westx]

Damn, We need some beef on short yardage situations

 

[Etlonghorn]

Why do we try to run into their strength???? Speed to the wide side of the field!!!

 

[JasperNewton7]

Here we go. Same ol same ol

 

[Etlonghorn]

Mother’s Dick!!!

 

[AmitySurfClub]

Carbon copy of last year. Oour offensive guru outhinking himself while bama just chilling and then boom.

 

[Hoookem722]

I’m so over Sark’s dumbass shit. Punt the goddamn ball and let your defense go to work

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Sark is dumbest smart person

 

[Pumpedup55]

If we don’t get points on this drive, I don’t think we win

 

[JonBinge]

I don’t feel like we are lucky to be in this game.

 

[JasperNewton7]

We haven’t scored in quite some time. Soooo lol

 

[Pumpedup55]

Great play. But we need a TD!!

 

[westx]

Yes, baby.

 

[Etlonghorn]

I’m so over Sark’s dumbass shit. Punt the goddamn ball and let your defense go to work

I’m fine going for it. Just don’t run at their best part of their defense.

 

[hookem777]

LETS GO QUINN

 

[2300 Nueces]

Nice pass

 

[Hoookem722]

I don’t want to hear a goddamn thing about Quinn Ewers. We should have 30 points on the goddamn board if not for the WRs!

 

[JasperNewton7]

Ewers is money tonight. Whether we win or lose. Dude has been ice for a sophomore.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Ewers looks sharp.

 

[hookem777]

Ewers been legit. Run game is what.has kept this game from a blow out..

LETS GO D

 

[2300 Nueces]

I don’t want to hear a goddamn thing about Quinn Ewers. We should have 30 points on the goddamn board if not for the WRs!

Easy, I think everyone knows. Blood pressure bro.

 

[JasperNewton7]

I don’t want to hear a goddamn thing about Quinn Ewers. We should have 30 points on the goddamn board if not for the WRs!

Yup

 

[Etlonghorn]

Man, I’m about to drink myself out of Pappy Van Winkle.

 

[hookem777]

LWTS GO D

 

[Pumpedup55]

need a TD now!!

 

[westx]

Very nice!

 

[hookem777]

I'm so drunk lmao

 

[westx]

Brooks on a good run and good play design by Sark.

 

[hookem777]

LETS GOOOOO

 

[Hoookem722]

Lessss gooooooo!!!!!!!