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Ok. I’ve had enough. I’m fighting back

venivedivici

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@HuffTex these are for you.

A man sued an airline company after they couldn’t find his luggage. He lost his case.

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? He was on a roll.

Did you hear about the man who tried to catch fog? He mist.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.

Last week I called someone a watering hole, but I meant well.

I steal brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.

The definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.
 
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