@HuffTex these are for you.
A man sued an airline company after they couldn’t find his luggage. He lost his case.
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? He was on a roll.
Did you hear about the man who tried to catch fog? He mist.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
Last week I called someone a watering hole, but I meant well.
I steal brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
The definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.
A man sued an airline company after they couldn’t find his luggage. He lost his case.
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? He was on a roll.
Did you hear about the man who tried to catch fog? He mist.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
Last week I called someone a watering hole, but I meant well.
I steal brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
The definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.