OT: Affluenza Teen Ft. Worth

[clob94]

This Ethan Couch tard..... anybody hear about this?

It says he's from Ft. Worth. I remember when he killed those people while he was drunk driving, and the dueshenozzle judge that gave him probation...

So now he and mommy have gone missing.... eloped maybe? Wtf is wrong with people?

"Oh poor me! I grew up rich and because my parents didn't teach me right from wrong it's ok for me to get drunk and kill people".

Now he's vanished with mommy even though he's done zero jail time (you pulled off one of the biggest shams in history and you run off even though you aren't going to jail) and is now a fugitive. Why oh WHY haven't any of you posters from Dallas given this kid a beat down in the past? Hell I'd have paid for you to get out of jail and hired you a lawyer not to mention a lifetime supply of cold beer.

Please God, let it be me that finds this kid somewhere. Metcalf, I'll hold him down.....

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

This Ethan Couch tard..... anybody hear about this?

It says he's from Ft. Worth. I remember when he killed those people while he was drunk driving, and the dueshenozzle judge that gave him probation...

So now he and mommy have gone missing.... eloped maybe? Wtf is wrong with people?

"Oh poor me! I grew up rich and because my parents didn't teach me right from wrong it's ok for me to get drunk and kill people".

Now he's vanished with mommy even though he's done zero jail time (you pulled off one of the biggest shams in history and you run off even though you aren't going to jail) and is now a fugitive. Why oh WHY haven't any of you posters from Dallas given this kid a beat down in the past? Hell I'd have paid for you to get out of jail and hired you a lawyer not to mention a lifetime supply of cold beer.

Please God, let it be me that finds this kid somewhere. Metcalf, I'll hold him down.....

They need " Dog" after them and them Colorado Bounty Hunters that are on TV.....probably in Shanghai sipping Bourbon or water skiing in Acapulco or in Ireland,Texas eating Biscuits and Gravy









HOOK'EM

 

[bubba2023]

I think the parents got into some hot water after the sentencing. Not sure if the mom is still loaded enough to be on the lam in Acapulco, but they are most definitely out of the country somewhere.

 

[diadevic]

Merry Christmas Ethan Couch! The rest of your life doesn't look promising.

 

[HornosaurusRex]

He'll end up doing the full 10 years he was on probation for. He's not a survivalist and since he's not equipped to spend the next decade in a cave or a desert island, he'll pop up digitally and from there soon be arrested/extradited/jailed. Reminds me of Joren Vandersloot, and likely will have about the same life trajectory.

I wonder more about the judge, who retired shortly after this case. Who knew the strings to pull to be able to squeeze out this sentence?

Hook 'em

 

[HornosaurusRex]

Mom should do a year or two for aiding and abetting.

Hook 'em

 

[Brick Horn]

Gonna need to see pics of Mom before passing judgment.

 

[clob94]

He's a ginger so she's likely one too.




I can't do ginger.

 

[HornosaurusRex]

mom and dad, 2014

Ethan and mom, 2015

The dead, RIP

The truck fatally struck the driver of a car that had broken down by the side of the road and three other people who had stopped to help the stranded motorist in June 2013. The crash killed a mother, 52, and a daughter, 21, a youth pastor, 41, and a 24-year-old chef whose car had a blown-out tire.

The maimed

Sergio Molina was in Ethan's truck and was paralyzed in the accident.
Molina is paralyzed, “minimally conscious,” and requires around-the-clock medical care.

before:

after:

Hook 'em

 

[clob94]

Ya........ mom's a ginger and now I want to bash his face until he almost, but doesn't quite, shuffle loose this mortal coil. I swear to all thing holy, if one day I have children, and they are needlessly killed by the wanton acts of a dumb a$$ teen who uses the excuse of "spoiled" as his defense........... they'd be digging holes boys. Lots and lots and lots of holes. And God forgive the judge that took my trial.

 

[ATXHorn94]

Just saw a CNN alert that they caught them in Mexico.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Just saw a CNN alert that they caught them in Mexico.

Betcha a hundred the Rangers got his ass! Well, maybe persuaded him to get on their private flight...LOL!



Hook'em


Hook'em

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

He'll end up doing the full 10 years he was on probation for. He's not a survivalist and since he's not equipped to spend the next decade in a cave or a desert island, he'll pop up digitally and from there soon be arrested/extradited/jailed. Reminds me of Joren Vandersloot, and likely will have about the same life trajectory.

I wonder more about the judge, who retired shortly after this case. Who knew the strings to pull to be able to squeeze out this sentence?

Hook 'em

Got him a new Judge and a change of Venue!

Hook'em

 

[RoboCocks21]

Got him a new Judge and a change of Venue!

Hook'em

Man FB what you know about Judge Roy Bean? swVAHorn this should bring back memories for you. I have seen the replica many many times in my lifetime.

 

[ekal48]

If mom was really smart she got him some martial arts training down there in Mexico.

He's gonna need it where he's going.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

If mom was really smart she got him some martial arts training down there in Mexico.

He's gonna need it where he's going.

No she's not smart and neither is he. He get's away with murder and breaks the law again. The two are not to intelligent at all and I'm hoping he get's life now and she does time as well for supporting this idiot. The judge that gave him probation needs to do time for believing this joke of an excuse.

 

[ATXHorn94]

Can they bring charges against the mom? Aiding a fugitive or something like that? Because she's maybe worse than he is. She created this POS and taught him to never take responsibility for anything.

 

[clob94]

Yes it's called aiding and abetting.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

This kid, is going to go to jail, he will face some hard time and he will likely blame everyone but himself. He won't learn a thing but how to become a real criminal, not just an idiot with a car. He will do this because he was never taught how to take responsibility for his actions.

Mom will also go to jail and she will think she is a victim because all she was doing was protecting her baby.

Neither has a toe in reality, but reality is about to put a whole foot in both their asses.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Can they bring charges against the mom? Aiding a fugitive or something like that? Because she's maybe worse than he is. She created this POS and taught him to never take responsibility for anything.

Yeah but she'll get away with it because she's rich and she has no clue from right and wrong.