OT: Army

[clob94]

I imagine those are one of the worst aircraft to pilot. Them boys stay in the air damn near 2 days straight per mission.

"So there I was, holed up in the Nangarhar province. Just me and my fellow members of the pipe hitters union local TF-145. It was kind of boring that day so I whipped out my radio and started chatting with the steady stream of fast movers over my head. It occurred to me that I'd always wondered how crappy it must be to be stuck in a Boomarang for two solid days. Alas, I never bothered asking......."

 

[freeper]

Did you just make a Peter sellers joke?

Actually I thought of it more as a Sterling Hayden/George C. Scott joke....but Sellers works too...

 

[clob94]

Actually I thought of it more as a Sterling Hayden/George C. Scott joke....but Sellers works too...

I can't think about Sellers without thinking about the PP.

"Does your dog bite?" (In the dumbest French accent ever)
"No...."


He pets the dog and it goes ape sh!t on him.


"I thought you said your dog does not bite..."

"That is not my dog"

 

[OzarkHorn]

Dear Iran,


In the event we do decide to start bombing you, fear not. We won't be sending the planes that you can actually detect on radar.

Signed,

509th Bomber Wing
Whiteman AFB
johnson county Missouri

The only time we see them around here is when they land and take off....the enemy doesnt get that privilege.

 

[OzarkHorn]

I imagine those are one of the worst aircraft to pilot. Them boys stay in the air damn near 2 days straight per mission.

Most people don't realize that they dont land anywhere, it is always a round trip back to the Ozarks. The marvel of mid air refueling makes a difference.

 

[clob94]

The only time we see them around here is when they land and take off....the enemy doesnt get that privilege.

Creepy, right?

Can you imagine it? There you are, standing on the mountain, fvcking your prized goat. Not bothering a soul on the planet. You've got two things on your mind-- jihad and goat poon. Meanwhile, 50,000 feet above your head, a guy in a flying bat wing pushes a button and a few minutes later, your goat fvcking days have come to an end. You never heard anything. You never saw anything. One minute you're balls deep in Baaaaaaa and the next minute, game over.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

Creepy, right?

Can you imagine it? There you are, standing on the mountain, fvcking your prized goat. Not bothering a soul on the planet. You've got two things on your mind-- jihad and goat poon. Meanwhile, 50,000 feet above your head, a guy in a flying bat wing pushes a button and a few minutes later, your goat fvcking days have come to an end. You never heard anything. You never saw anything. One minute you're balls deep in Baaaaaaa and the next minute, game over.

You just scared the sh1t out of every lurking aggy out there.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Was there not some mortar fire today that injured some of our men? What are they thinking and what’s our next move?

 

[clob94]

Was there not some mortar fire today that injured some of our men? What are they thinking and what’s our next move?

Ya but there were no casualties. Likely an ice block mortar attack. Those clowns figured out long ago that when they start dropping mortars at US bases, it doesn't take us long to figure out where there position is. So they use Jerry rigged mortars that can be fired without people actually there. They used ice and other things to set them off.

 

[elcapitan009]

Creepy, right?

Can you imagine it? There you are, standing on the mountain, fvcking your prized goat. Not bothering a soul on the planet. You've got two things on your mind-- jihad and goat poon. Meanwhile, 50,000 feet above your head, a guy in a flying bat wing pushes a button and a few minutes later, your goat fvcking days have come to an end. You never heard anything. You never saw anything. One minute you're balls deep in Baaaaaaa and the next minute, game over.

Innocent people who don't give a sht about you, me, or a war between countries... and you're writing fan fiction about it bombing them?

 

[oldhorn2]

uh oh.....here we go...

 

[elcapitan009]

uh oh.....here we go...

i could understand if he was talking about ISIS... but a goat herder?

 

[StrangerHorn]

Maybe you should have used a Widget clob instead of the Herder...

 

[Son of Wasatch]

i could understand if he was talking about ISIS... but a goat herder?

Seriously? Go cry in your pillow snowflake.

 

[elcapitan009]

Seriously? Go cry in your pillow snowflake.

Why are you so upset?

 

[Son of Wasatch]

Why are you so upset?

because you are calling out a poster for basically nothing, deal with you delicate sensibilities. Facts are facts, countries go to war and innocent people are going to die.

 

[oldhorn2]

and to think......I used to think you were a good poster....^^^^^

 

[clob94]

Innocent people who don't give a sht about you, me, or a war between countries... and you're writing fan fiction about it bombing them?

My bad. I thought the "jihad and goat poon" bit would lead you to understand that I was talking about a bad guy. Satirical parody about fictitious terrorists dying during acts of bestiality perpetrated in the homeland of tribal warriors really isn't in my gag bag. But I did the best I could. Also, it was a ham handed attempt at getting fresh to contemplate jumping in and give us a story about this one time when he reached into the sky and dropped thunder on some REAL bad guys.

All cool?

 

[elcapitan009]

because you are calling out a poster for basically nothing, deal with you delicate sensibilities. Facts are facts, countries go to war and innocent people are going to die.

don't be so delicate

 

[elcapitan009]

My bad. I thought the "jihad and goat poon" bit would lead you to understand that I was talking about a bad guy. Satirical parody about fictitious terrorists dying during acts of bestiality perpetrated in the homeland of tribal warriors really isn't in my gag bag. But I did the best I could. Also, it was a ham handed attempt at getting fresh to contemplate jumping in and give us a story about this one time when he reached into the sky and dropped thunder on some REAL bad guys.

All cool?

nah, that's on me. i totally missed the "jihad" in the story.

my bad, clob!

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

My bad. I thought the "jihad and goat poon" bit would lead you to understand that I was talking about a bad guy. Satirical parody about fictitious terrorists dying during acts of bestiality perpetrated in the homeland of tribal warriors really isn't in my gag bag. But I did the best I could. Also, it was a ham handed attempt at getting fresh to contemplate jumping in and give us a story about this one time when he reached into the sky and dropped thunder on some REAL bad guys.

All cool?

Can't we all just get along?

I do have a compilation of "greatest hits" that include 2 times I reached out and touched someone. It was put together as a hype video. Gotta dig through all those burned cds to find it though.

Until then, let's play a game of......
Jihadist? or Aggy?!!

 

[clob94]

Can't we all just get along?

I do have a compilation of "greatest hits" that include 2 times I reached out and touched someone. It was put together as a hype video. Gotta dig through all those burned cds to find it though.

Until then, let's play a game of......
Jihadist? or Aggy?!!

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Dude---- you've got a mix tape? You've got a mix tape and you haven't shared it with the rest of the class? I feel so fvcking betrayed right now. I'm 8 years old and just figured out there's no Santa Claus. I'm crushed. Crushed!

On behalf of the rest of our motley crue, I would like to request that you make this mix tape available to us STAT! A man should take pride in his work and we all want to share in some of those proud moments. Let's DO THIS!

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Dude---- you've got a mix tape? You've got a mix tape and you haven't shared it with the rest of the class? I feel so fvcking betrayed right now. I'm 8 years old and just figured out there's no Santa Claus. I'm crushed. Crushed!

On behalf of the rest of our motley crue, I would like to request that you make this mix tape available to us STAT! A man should take pride in his work and we all want to share in some of those proud moments. Let's DO THIS!

Yeah, I've been meaning to get all my stuff transferred onto dvd format before it's unsalvageable.
My 1st deployment was to good old Kosovo and afterwards cnn (back when they were still legit reporting) made us a video covering all angles of the campaign. It's on standard vhs and I havn't had a player in 15+yrs. I actually make a short cameo in the video too. Man, I was just a kid.
Anyways, there's a few companies that send you a box to stuff all your old format stuff in and they convert it however you want. Maybe I'll force myself to send everything off during a spring cleaning session.

 

[StrangerHorn]

Yeah, I've been meaning to get all my stuff transferred onto dvd format before it's unsalvageable.
My 1st deployment was to good old Kosovo and afterwards cnn (back when they were still legit reporting) made us a video covering all angles of the campaign. It's on standard vhs and I havn't had a player in 15+yrs. I actually make a short cameo in the video too. Man, I was just a kid.
Anyways, there's a few companies that send you a box to stuff all your old format stuff in and they convert it however you want. Maybe I'll force myself to send everything off during a spring cleaning session.

In my time 1st tour , I was just turned 18, 8 months later I looked 32...LOL, gave all my pics and stuff to my sons, haven't looked at them for years, it wasn't a one of the highlights of my life...However I am the proud owner of 50 pairs of socks and 40 pair of underwear