OT: Native

[LongfellowDrew]

So I’m watching a video about BBQ in Texas and the BBQ enthusiast is a “Native Texan” so it says. So I decide to look her profile up just because something said to me she wasn’t. Sure enough born in Georgia then went from one place to another before settling in Texas. Is she a Native Texan? Not to me what do you guys think?

 

[DrinkToIt]

Nope.

 

[oldschoolcat]

Depends, was she hot?

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

So I’m watching a video about BBQ in Texas and the BBQ enthusiast is a “Native Texan” so it says. So I decide to look her profile up just because something said to me she wasn’t. Sure enough born in Georgia then went from one place to another before settling in Texas. Is she a Native Texan? Not to me what do you guys think?

You gotta be bred born In Texas to be a Native, however there is a Snow Bird that says he is a from Texas cause he parks his RV here, Yankees that move down here will say they are to try and fit in, its great to be from Texas around the world, but too many impostors out there for their self gain, the rule of the thumb is if a person talks thru their nose, they are Yankees, if they are smart ass and rude, they from Neb or the Mid-West , Cali people are just Fing weird period Northwest People are little Yankees, they made a new set of rules and Lumber and Apples are KIng..

If you don't know who DKR is , your probably a Yankee!

 

[LonghornMM]

Not everyone can be a native Texan. Those that can't be, try to get to our great state as fast as they can. We're full though. Go back home, lol.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Not everyone can be a native Texan. Those that can't be, try to get to our great state as fast as they can. We're full though. Go back home, lol.

All my neighbors are all transplants. Some from the mid-west some from the west and a few from the east. Crazy!

 

[clob94]

You're either born here, or you aren't.
My family immigrated from Germany to Texas. That doesn't make me a "native" German. I was born in By God Texas. That's what makes me a native. What's the little trollup's name? It sounds like she's in need of a good rogering to straighten her out.

 

[LonghornMM]

You're either born here, or you aren't.
My family immigrated from Germany to Texas. That doesn't make me a "native" German. I was born in By God Texas. That's what makes me a native. What's the little trollup's name? It sounds like she's in need of a good rogering to straighten her out.

Same here, clob. Same last name. We may be distantly related somehow, lol.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

You're either born here, or you aren't.
My family immigrated from Germany to Texas. That doesn't make me a "native" German. I was born in By God Texas. That's what makes me a native. What's the little trollup's name? It sounds like she's in need of a good rogering to straighten her out.

Barbecue enthusiast and native Texan Kelsey Pribilski.

 

[oldschoolcat]

Okay...she can be native.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Okay...she can be native.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Barbecue enthusiast and native Texan Kelsey Pribilski.

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That like like Shit BBQ!salad mixed with brisket, buncha damn Yankee transplants Kale shit, I got something Special in the walkin for her!....The cook looks like a damn Cedar Chopper!

I think they should just stick with their Flying Saucer Theories! If ya don't know about the Marfa Lights then you ain't no Native Texan, your just from outa State..

 

[clob94]

Barbecue enthusiast and native Texan Kelsey Pribilski.

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https://m.imdb.com/name/nm5067849/

6.5 out of 10
WNB

 

[LongfellowDrew]

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm5067849/

6.5 out of 10
WNB

If we’re ranking I’m leaning 5ish I’d give her a point if she was actually a native Texan.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

If we’re ranking I’m leaning 5ish I’d give her a point if she was actually a native Texan.

Give her the point of what?

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Give her the point of what?

this brisket ! High fives!!!

 

[oldschoolcat]

If we’re ranking I’m leaning 5ish I’d give her a point if she was actually a native Texan.

Man...y'all are tough. She's definitely got the two face, but even 6.5 might be a little low.

My WNB cutoff is a little lower though. Married 15+ years will do that to you.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Man...y'all are tough. She's definitely got the two face, but even 6.5 might be a little low.

My WNB cutoff is a little lower though. Married 15+ years will do that to you.

I work downtown Houston see beautiful women everyday in business attire and sales women let me tell ya! They send the best of the best! This little girl has nothing on them.

 

[Texas_Slim]

So I’m watching a video about BBQ in Texas and the BBQ enthusiast is a “Native Texan” so it says. So I decide to look her profile up just because something said to me she wasn’t. Sure enough born in Georgia then went from one place to another before settling in Texas. Is she a Native Texan? Not to me what do you guys think?

Absolutely NOT!

 

[oldschoolcat]

I work downtown Houston see beautiful women everyday in business attire and sales women let me tell ya! They send the best of the best! This little girl has nothing on them.

Well that's the problem....you have become desensitized. She would be what we call "fishing hot". AKA, the girl at the boat ramp after a day of fishing and drinking with a bunch of dudes.

 

[FlourBluffHorn]