I got a phone call simultaneously on both my cell phones a little while ago. Both from the same number 805-553-8977. A woman with an accent I could only describe as either Pakistani or Indian was on the other line. She asked if I was the clob..... had all my personal info etc... mind you, it sounded like she was calling me from inside a slaughter house (very loud) and then she identified herself as an IRS agent and informed me that I owed the IRS "several hundred Tousand dolla".
Soooooo......... I went into "oh no's!" troll mode. Back and forth we went over what I owed them. Time and again she kept escalating the rhetoric. Finally, after about 30 minutes of entertaining myself at her expense, she wanted my credit card number. So I take out my Amex and give her the first four numbers, followed by 11 complete bullsh!t numbers and a bullsh!t expiration date. She reads the card back to me, I agree the numbers are correct and she runs the card, only for it to be obviously denied. She read the numbers again and this time I was line "no, no the last number is a five, not a nine.". So rinse repeat this gag about four times before she's had enough. She finally says to me the following:
Scam B!tch- "Mr. Clob! This is serious! You give me money now or I will forced to send a SWAT to your house and they will raid your house and kick down your door and shoot you!"
Mr. Clob- "Will you be joining them?"
SB- "Yes! I will tell SWAT which house is yours and you...
MC-- "But I don't live in a house, I live in a condo....."
SB- "Then swat come to your condo and we will kick in the door!"
MC- "But what if I'm not home?"
SB- "We will kick in door and raid house and wait for you to come home.......
MC- "Well just so you know, there's some dirty clothes that need to be washed and if anyone gets thirsty, there's some really good beer in the fridge and I usually keep beef jerky in the pantry. Do you like beef jerky?"
(click)
Soooooo......... I went into "oh no's!" troll mode. Back and forth we went over what I owed them. Time and again she kept escalating the rhetoric. Finally, after about 30 minutes of entertaining myself at her expense, she wanted my credit card number. So I take out my Amex and give her the first four numbers, followed by 11 complete bullsh!t numbers and a bullsh!t expiration date. She reads the card back to me, I agree the numbers are correct and she runs the card, only for it to be obviously denied. She read the numbers again and this time I was line "no, no the last number is a five, not a nine.". So rinse repeat this gag about four times before she's had enough. She finally says to me the following:
Scam B!tch- "Mr. Clob! This is serious! You give me money now or I will forced to send a SWAT to your house and they will raid your house and kick down your door and shoot you!"
Mr. Clob- "Will you be joining them?"
SB- "Yes! I will tell SWAT which house is yours and you...
MC-- "But I don't live in a house, I live in a condo....."
SB- "Then swat come to your condo and we will kick in the door!"
MC- "But what if I'm not home?"
SB- "We will kick in door and raid house and wait for you to come home.......
MC- "Well just so you know, there's some dirty clothes that need to be washed and if anyone gets thirsty, there's some really good beer in the fridge and I usually keep beef jerky in the pantry. Do you like beef jerky?"
(click)