OT: So, I'm finally nailing my neighbors Ukranian Jenny (w/ TRANNY UPDATE)

[venivedivici]

The off season is too ****ing long.

 

[PDPickens]

The off season is too ****ing long.

Just like Pedro's johnson...

 

[Reverent Horn]

Well played

 

[Old Tascosa]

What would be the appropriate comment?

Nice Ass?

 

[Pedros Horn]

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Damn I wish I could forward this to Ophelia.
It could really help to mitigate the dangers barb wire poses to Donkey Junk.
And let me tell you, those reports are not overrated. At all.

But alas, she only does FansOnly.

And Drunk Randoke has entirely blocked my account's access to that site. Pendejo. Guess he was getting tired of all the mares of ill repute showing up at Corral for incall visits.
Seems a like heavy handed, as my Mule Making revenues pay for ar least 75% of everything on this place.

 

[Pedros Horn]

What would be the appropriate comment?

Nice Ass?

Well, yes.
Since that is the ultimate compliment you can give someone.

 

[EdSimmonsPants]

How tf did I end up AggHub?

Maybe because of your sentence structure?

 

[Texas1999]

In before “Dear Penthouse Readers, I never thought this would happen to me” guy...

I'm just waiting for the spinoff thread

 

[EdSimmonsPants]

Damn I wish I could forward this to Ophelia.
It could really help to mitigate the dangers barb wire poses to Donkey Junk.
And let me tell you, those reports are not overrated. At all.

But alas, she only does FansOnly.

And Drunk Randoke has entirely blocked my account's access to that site. Pendejo. Guess he was getting tired of all the mares of ill repute showing up at Corral for incall visits.
Seems a like heavy handed, as my Mule Making revenues pay for ar least 75% of everything on this place.

@drunk randoke is wisely an outcall man only...

 

[PaulieD]

Damn I wish I could forward this to Ophelia.
It could really help to mitigate the dangers barb wire poses to Donkey Junk.
And let me tell you, those reports are not overrated. At all.

But alas, she only does FansOnly.

And Drunk Randoke has entirely blocked my account's access to that site. Pendejo. Guess he was getting tired of all the mares of ill repute showing up at Corral for incall visits.
Seems a like heavy handed, as my Mule Making revenues pay for ar least 75% of everything on this place.

I agree - I think.

 

[drunk randoke]

I'm just waiting for the spinoff thread

@Oddguwop

 

[roysterr]

When you and and your friend stole that cow and then your friend started doing it with the cow.
I want to party with you !!

 

[dkrieger]

Several weeks ago my long time neighbor moved in a smoking hot Ukranian Jennie named Ophelia, that he met on DonkeyStomp.com
Yes, Ole Feel Ya, I shit you not.

Dude has been solo for many years, and has always been jealous of my weekly studding mule-making activities. That he has had to watch jealously from behind his fence. For like years and years.

This little chick immediately started flirting with me up and down and up the fence line. Non-stop, I'm telling you. Taunting me from behind the "safety" of her fence.

And I've been slow rollin' it. Playing it cool. Letting it come to me, old donkey sick dick school style. You followin' me? You wid it? The @drunk randoke has been coaching me up real nice.

But today the dam finally burst on the waiting game. It all started when I saw my neighbor heading off in his truck, and little ole Ophelia came trottin' on over. Like but-nutting clockwork.

Except today was the day.
The day she was greeted by a very wise and virile cocksure BAD ASS who was waiting to greet her.

And let me tell you. That little old fence was absolutely no barrier. At all.

So now I've cuckolded my old buddy and neighbor. And have forever turned his new bride into my virtual little smitten sex slave.

So what's my next move?

I don't want to lose my old buddy, as we've been friends forever. And while I don't want this Ophelia coming over to my side of the fence permanently, nor hanging around too much. But just often enough, you know, to let me once again go all Nubian Ass-like on her sweet ole donkeyshanks. And of course, PIIHA.

Help me out bros.

Guide me through this.

Rules. Followed.

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Photo Credit: @drunk randoke. My man. My pimp.

You don't want to lose your buddy? Nice thought after cacking his live in. A buddy like you needs his ass kicked up between his shoulder blades. Shit like you pulled gets people in this State killed

 

[oktexan]

It's official, Orangebloods and all the recruits/parents who read it, has reached a new (Deliverance class) low.

However, if this fairy tale is true, your "bro" will prolly shoot Ophelia and then you. He will find out.

 

[drunk randoke]

It's official, Orangebloods and all the recruits/parents who read it, has reached a new (Deliverance class) low.

However, if this fairy tale is true, your "bro" will prolly shoot Ophelia and then you. He will find out.

Two donkeys making love is a beautiful thing

 

[PaulieD]

Two donkeys making love is a beautiful thing

pics

 

[BattleshipTexas]

 

[Pedros Horn]

It's official, Orangebloods and all the recruits/parents who read it, has reached a new (Deliverance class) low.

However, if this fairy tale is true, your "bro" will prolly shoot Ophelia and then you. He will find out.

Solid advice. Finally.
So, to mitigate against this, should I go ahead and suggest a three way, getting him in on the action?

In my checkered past across the border, three way sex was an everyday thing. But something tells me my buddy Ass is more old school Ass. He thinks a lot more like a old world Grande Noir du Berry, instead of like a Nubian Ass (my breed).

 

[Pedros Horn]

You don't want to lose your buddy? Nice thought after cacking his live in. A buddy like you needs his ass kicked up between his shoulder blades. Shit like you pulled gets people in this State killed

Me and like 95% of all OB, no?

 

[Pedros Horn]

When you and and your friend stole that cow and then your friend started doing it with the cow.
I want to party with you !!

PM @drunk randoke for the address.
Since the OnlyFans shit went down, I'm no longer allowed to share it out.

 

[PaulieD]

PM @drunk randoke for the address.
Since the OnlyFans shit went down, I'm no longer allowed to share it out.

He (@drunk randoke ) is really abusing you dude.
Whip it out and show him who's boss.

 

[Pedros Horn]

What a JACKASS

Thank you. Very kind.

 

[Pedros Horn]

My neighbor has a donkey stallion. They don’t slow play. He would tear down a fence to get to a mare in heat. He got out one day when one of my mares was in heat, and it took three of us to drag him away from our fence. Most pathetic braying you have ever heard. Dude was begging for the p.....

For the record, male stud donkeys are called Jacks. Not stallions.
Please don't insult me with horse terminology again. It would be like me referring to you as a dumb gorilla.

But it's cool. You probably don't know any better.

If I really needed to, I could go through our fences in all of about 3 seconds. Especially when Lil Pedrito is on the prowl. Howver, I don't do that for two main reasons.

It would be a sure giveaway to my buddy.

And it would only cost @drunk randoke mula for the repairs. Which of course, would just come out of my Mule Making fees collected. Like everything else does. And then he would only just cut back on the alfalfa, to make up his loss.

See? I've learned. I'm a smart Ass.

 

[Pedros Horn]

Ok. So now I’m getting ads for Ukrainian dating sites. Seriously.
Big brother Google is watching. And listening.

Seriously, stay the hell off of
оселворенду.ua

It's a well known donkey trafficking site, and if you click the link, big, angry and hairy people will be showing up at your corral with a poor little donkey in tow, very soon. Expecting payment.

 

[Pedros Horn]

pics

Does post-coital cut it?

Zoom in just a little, and you can see the barb wire marks on her Sweet Jenny Shanks, and on Lil Pedrito too.

Also, how you like my "Bro! I'm a Play-uh!" stare? Been practicin' and perfectin' that one for decades now.

Those little grove of trees on her side have quickly become our little S&M suite. She flicks one mean tail, I tell ya.

 

[4outswovers]

as we've been friends forever.

Ummm. No.

 

[Pedros Horn]

Ummm. No.

Well ok, technically, I was saying friends forever.....before Ophelia.
Who, you understand, he purchased online.
You get that part, right?

 

[4outswovers]

Well ok, technically, I was saying friends forever.....before Ophelia.
Who, you understand, he purchased online.
You get that part, right?

Wife is a wife man. If you had to keep it secret from him you ain't his friend. Sorry.

 

[BrobaFapp]

 

[drunk randoke]

I love you

 

[drunk randoke]

Wife is a wife man. If you had to keep it secret from him you ain't his friend. Sorry.

What if @delomel lets him assist in filming?

 

[BrobaFapp]

I love you

I know

 

[Pedros Horn]

Wife is a wife man. If you had to keep it secret from him you ain't his friend. Sorry.

Damn, you're right man.

You have me now questioning who am as an Ungulate, as Donkey, as a lover, and as a father to thousands of mules across the country. And in the other one down south also.

I'm not sure who I am or what I stand for anymore.

But damn, I get lots of Ass.
So, there is that.

 

[Pedros Horn]

I love you

I posed for this artwork on one of those 3 day bender escapes from the Corral, when you had no idea where I'd gone.

And who I'd been with.
Nor what I had been doing for my alfalfa, money, shelter and nookie.

There are actually a few statues of me, in several counties across the Trans Pecos.

 

[hitmanwa]

I see your gal is from Mexico and not nam. 👍