Rant started---
I'm going to try and keep my profanity to a minimum during this rant because I know it turns both Metcalf and Bell on when I curse--- and we don't need that today--- and I'm also going to start with a plea to your humanity--
When you visit someone else's house, your momma should have taught you to treat their things exactly like you would treat your own stuff. That old adage has died on the vine. From now on if you visit my town, treat our town like it doesn't belong to you and there's a 6'6 300 pound dude with an axe handle standing behind you ready to bludgeon you to death if you get out of line.
Last night in my usually very subdued and quiet Tavern, not only did we have our first bar fight in 4 years-- we had 3 of them. 3-- in one night. All tourists that couldn't keep their mother fvcking hands in their pockets. Memo to self--- you grab one of the local girls on the tits and boyfriend or not, somebody is going to whip your ass.
Use your fvcking blinker. This isn't the Hardy toll road at midnight. Use your fvcking blinker you Houston and Dallas cvnt rags!
When driving through Gruene, SLOW the fvck down! I went for a jog this morning and when I finished I stopped at the shell station on 306 at the entrance to Gruene (the one Bell uses if the Valero isn't running specials on Virginia slims) and bought a big bottle of water and was going to cool off by walking home. As I'm walking on the shoulder of the road I got clipped by the side mirror of a passing SUV on my left arm (barely got me but still) doing at least 45 in posted limit of 20mph. As I rifled my bottle of water at the back window I noticed the license plate frame said DeMontrond on it (fvcking Houston pukes)--- the bottle smacks the back window and slap nuts slams the breaks and he and his twunt muffin wife/girlfriend both dismount the vehicle with "wtf" looks on their faces.
As I'm yelling "SLOW DOWN" he's yelling "What the fvck dude!". I yell " you clipped my left arm with your fvcking side mirror you dip shit! Slow the fvck down there are kids that live here!".
His response? "Whatever dude. Fvck off!" As he climbs back in his black suv. I'm too tired to chase after him so I go low brow on his twunt friend hoping to bait him (won't repeat my words) and they speed off down into Gruene.
Seriously---- if you have friends that come to NB for vacay, please take five seconds to remind them that we love our little town and would appreciate them minding their manners. Please? I'm not too old to whip someone's ass but I'm getting there.
Rant over
I'm going to try and keep my profanity to a minimum during this rant because I know it turns both Metcalf and Bell on when I curse--- and we don't need that today--- and I'm also going to start with a plea to your humanity--
When you visit someone else's house, your momma should have taught you to treat their things exactly like you would treat your own stuff. That old adage has died on the vine. From now on if you visit my town, treat our town like it doesn't belong to you and there's a 6'6 300 pound dude with an axe handle standing behind you ready to bludgeon you to death if you get out of line.
Last night in my usually very subdued and quiet Tavern, not only did we have our first bar fight in 4 years-- we had 3 of them. 3-- in one night. All tourists that couldn't keep their mother fvcking hands in their pockets. Memo to self--- you grab one of the local girls on the tits and boyfriend or not, somebody is going to whip your ass.
Use your fvcking blinker. This isn't the Hardy toll road at midnight. Use your fvcking blinker you Houston and Dallas cvnt rags!
When driving through Gruene, SLOW the fvck down! I went for a jog this morning and when I finished I stopped at the shell station on 306 at the entrance to Gruene (the one Bell uses if the Valero isn't running specials on Virginia slims) and bought a big bottle of water and was going to cool off by walking home. As I'm walking on the shoulder of the road I got clipped by the side mirror of a passing SUV on my left arm (barely got me but still) doing at least 45 in posted limit of 20mph. As I rifled my bottle of water at the back window I noticed the license plate frame said DeMontrond on it (fvcking Houston pukes)--- the bottle smacks the back window and slap nuts slams the breaks and he and his twunt muffin wife/girlfriend both dismount the vehicle with "wtf" looks on their faces.
As I'm yelling "SLOW DOWN" he's yelling "What the fvck dude!". I yell " you clipped my left arm with your fvcking side mirror you dip shit! Slow the fvck down there are kids that live here!".
His response? "Whatever dude. Fvck off!" As he climbs back in his black suv. I'm too tired to chase after him so I go low brow on his twunt friend hoping to bait him (won't repeat my words) and they speed off down into Gruene.
Seriously---- if you have friends that come to NB for vacay, please take five seconds to remind them that we love our little town and would appreciate them minding their manners. Please? I'm not too old to whip someone's ass but I'm getting there.
Rant over