**OFFICIAL Texas vs Borderline Erotic thread of Vengaza del Cochino**

[Buck Bomb]

In fairness, before you get too high, there are 16 teams in the conference. Your have beaten the 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, and 16th placed teams while playing the 15th best this weekend. You lost to the number 3. If you played the top half like OU you might think a little differently. Yes, ours has been similar with playing 7.8 and 9 as our highest wins, but the look at us in the SEC might take a breath until beating the top half.

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[2300 Nueces]

Simms on Texas offense.... good stuff

 

[clob94]

It's Sarks offense. Teams are deploying 3 high safeties and taking away the long threat. They are forcing QE to dink and dunk the ball down the field. Texas could use a big power back and a quarterback who can run.

Oh look- someone in agreement with Clob.
.I've said for years we needed a thumper at RB....

 

[JonBinge]

Oh look- someone in agreement with Clob.
.I've said for years we needed a thumper at RB....

I would love to have D’Onta on this team.

 

[weevilcatch]

QE is in a slump. I would compare him to a .250 hitter with 50 HR's and 110 RBI. Sark needs to figure out the 3 high safety defense by running the ball.

Our 5 turds can't block a 3 man front. And forget about climbing to the second level FFS.

 

[WRLHookem]

You realize aggy is in a no win situation on Nov 30-- right?
It's at home.
It's likely to be a night game.
You're installing loud speakers to amplify the crowd noise.
You've been in the SEC for over a decade whilst this is our first year.
The entire SEC will be looking to you to stop your rival from making it to the SEC championship in year 1.
If you win- you're supposed to. If you lose, it sets your program back years, makes the rest of the SEC look down on you even more than they already do, and calls into question the millions of NIL money that's been wasted on your program.
Not to mention what it will do to your fan base.
Win and they'll whistle past the graveyard.
Lose, and I see nothing short of a mass suicide event at Kyle Field.

If they lose, or better, when we win I am envisioning the scene at Kyle will look like the house that implodes and vaporizes at the end of Poltergeist.

 

[clob94]

If they lose, or better, when we win I am envisioning the scene at Kyle will look like the house that implodes and vaporizes at the end of Poltergeist.

The earth just opens up and swallows it whole. It would be the ghosts of all those dead dogs at the north end zone that did it.

 

[outhereincali]

If they lose, or better, when we win I am envisioning the scene at Kyle will look like the house that implodes and vaporizes at the end of Poltergeist.

 

[outhereincali]

It's a little bit long but the last 30 seconds are priceless.

 

[westx]

It's Sarks offense. Teams are deploying 3 high safeties and taking away the long threat. They are forcing QE to dink and dunk the ball down the field. Texas could use a big power back and a quarterback who can run.

Unfortunately, our RBs outside of Blue are above average/good, but not elite. Blue hasn’t done a great job of holding on to the ball