OT: Want to get kicked to the curb???

[clob94]

She left a fvcking toothbrush at my house.

A fvcking toothbrush. And I don't mean like, "she left her toothbrush on the counter". Oh no. She left her freaking toothbrush in the toothbrush holder right next to MY toothbrush.

Here's my toothbrush--- and right up against it is hers.....
And she left a purple fvcking loofa in the guest bathroom! What kind of a sick twisted woman leaves a purple fvcking loofa in a man's bathroom? This is why we can't have nice things!

Yo, this is how it starts. Leaving little breadcrumb trails around to mark their territory. And I've got "flight attendant" coming to town tomorow to see her family over the holidays and this is how mother fvckers get into trouble. Fvcking toothbrush and a purple fvcking loofa!

 

[RainyTX81]

Mine left a brush and a hair dryer. At first I was like, “wtf” but just shrugged it off. That was 6 years, a kid, and 35 pounds ago. Don’t fall for their wicked ways, run for the hills bro.

 

[clob94]

Mine left a brush and a hair dryer. At first I was like, “wtf” but just shrugged it off. That was 6 years, a kid, and 35 pounds ago. Don’t fall for their wicked ways, run for the hills bro.

Oh I'm onto this horsesh!t. You've got to keep a completely sanitized house when dealing with women. If one sees something that's been left behind by another, then aaaaaaaaallllllllll the questions start. "Who does this belong to? When was she last here? Why didn't you tell me about this?" blah blah blah blah blah.

Purple fvcking loofa........ smfh.

 

[oldschoolcat]

So I had a roommate who had a thing for blondes. Like, they all looked exactly the same, and usually pretty hot. He was dating one pretty seriously, who he ended up marrying. She stayed over most nights.

One night I was asleep and there was a banging on the front door and I guess he didn't hear. I sleep walked to the door and looked through the peephole and there she was....blonde. I guess she left her key? I didn't even say anything...just opened the door for her and went straight to bed. Only did I find out the next day it was his crazy ex. I still get sh!t about that one....

 

[ASURAM2010]

So I had a roommate who had a thing for blondes. Like, they all looked exactly the same, and usually pretty hot. He was dating one pretty seriously, who he ended up marrying. She stayed over most nights.

One night I was asleep and there was a banging on the front door and I guess he didn't hear. I sleep walked to the door and looked through the peephole and there she was....blonde. I guess she left her key? I didn't even say anything...just opened the door for her and went straight to bed. Only did I find out the next day it was his ex. I still get sh!t about that one....

Dang, that is a great story! I bet that conversation was a little awkward, two blondes that look alike in the same room...oh wait I think I've seen how that one ends (at least in the movies)

 

[oldschoolcat]

Dang, that is a great story! I bet that conversation was a little awkward, two blondes that look alike in the same room...oh wait I think I've seen how that one ends (at least in the movies)

That guy had the jedi mind trick thing down. Apparently it was tense, but he ended up talking his way out of it. He is now divorced and doing the "college girls stay the same age" thing. Lucky bast@rd.

 

[Longyac]

Its a fine line. They need to know another women approved of you and that they are competing.

 

[clob94]

Its a fine line. They need to know another women approved of you and that they are competing.

Dude........ I've been a male giggalo my entire life. They all know other women approve of me. It's a mad dash to see who get the genes. The girl that has cut my hair for 15 years owns a big salon now has been hitting me up to put a baby in her for 5 years. No marriage, no involvement (if i dont want) just keep dropping loads in her until she's preggers.

 

[gordo107]

Left you a toothbrush? Mine didn’t leave anything, she took everything. Evil.... pure and simple evil.

 

[clob94]

Left you a toothbrush? Mine didn’t leave anything, she took everything. Evil.... pure and simple evil.

No dude.... sleepover guest. It's her 2nd time into the castle and she's leaving sh!t behind to mark her turf like a fvcking wolf.

 

[westx]

If she left those two items in plain sight, you may not be looking hard enough. Better check for articles of clothing (thong) in only places women think about. Keep us posted, will you? Funny stuff.

 

[westx]

Lol. May ought to check for a “post it” note inside a cabinet while you are at it

 

[StainedOrange]

You're getting off light clob. Sometimes they dig there nails into your back!

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Yes! This thread made me lol because I've been out of "the game" for a decade.

Clob, brother.....your crime scene cover up game is surely strong so let me add a few points of interest that I've encountered with territory markers. Maybe you know all of these already but if I can only help you with 1.....
1) Bathrooms counters are obvious to guys so make sure to check for single lady corks under sink and cabinets.

2) Combs & hairbrushes- examine these for she-hairs routinely

3) YOU discard Jimmy wrapper package. She might place the opened pack somewhere the competition would find it. (If applicable)

4) check pillow cases for hidden surprises....like a thong.

5) back scratches during pound town.--classic marking

6) always always always toss anything she lays on, sits on or drys with in the wash immediately upon her exit. This is to include your clothes unless you use the exact same perfume & lotion as her... unlikely.

7) anywhere she could leave a note for "you" to find like behind medicine cabinet doors or under pillow. If ya wrestled in the kitchen then every drawer & appliance should be checked.

We have faith in you Clob, may the force be with you. Oh I almost forgot.... Pics or it didn't happen! Lol jk.

 

[clob94]

Oh I've tossed the place. I keep a very organized house. And yes, this isn't my first rodeo. In the guest bathroom, years ago, I opened the cabinet to find multiple articles left by 3 different girls. It was like they were trying to one up the other. Perfume, brush, hair tie, lip stick, and then one left a tampon........ the smallest you can buy............ and one left an unopened pregnancy test...... it was crazy because none of the 3 ever acted like they knew about the others. And then here you find this b!tch fest pissing match in a bathroom cabinet.

 

[gordo107]

Run dude....

 

[2300 Nueces]

How old are these women?

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Oh I've tossed the place. I keep a very organized house. And yes, this isn't my first rodeo. In the guest bathroom, years ago, I opened the cabinet to find multiple articles left by 3 different girls. It was like they were trying to one up the other. Perfume, brush, hair tie, lip stick, and then one left a tampon........ the smallest you can buy............ and one left an unopened pregnancy test...... it was crazy because none of the 3 ever acted like they knew about the others. And then here you find this b!tch fest pissing match in a bathroom cabinet.

Hook'em

 

[clob94]

How old are these women?

The pissing match was ehhhh..... about five years ago. Girls were all 30-35. This one last night is 32. "Flight attendant" is 36. And before you slap nuts start, I don't do single mommy. Tooooo much baggage.

 

[2300 Nueces]

No, no. I don't care about single moms, they are cool. My dad did what you are doing, except he dated former cowboy cheerleaders. He looked like a mix of Elvis and Sean Connery. For him it was great and all till he picked up their bad habits.

Go check out King Solomon. Pick one and stick with one, otherwise many troubles will follow.

 

[freeper]

Clearly this ain't Clob's first rodeo and I'm quite certain that there is nothing about dames that I could tell him that would be new. Still, as an insurance policy, you might want to have your place tossed by an off-duty LEO. Preferably from the narcotics unit, or financial crimes. They know to look for the smallest evidence and any paper trail.....

 

[outhereincali]

No dude.... sleepover guest. It's her 2nd time into the castle and she's leaving sh!t behind to mark her turf like a fvcking wolf.

Wth as long as the sex is good enjoy it. And loofah sponges are nice. And in reference to an above comment about women not liking dirty bathrooms. My ex sister in law didn't care. But then my ex sister in law is an aggie which explains she's my ex sister in law. It really is true that aggies don't have manners or social graces lmao when I think about her.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Oh I've tossed the place. I keep a very organized house. And yes, this isn't my first rodeo. In the guest bathroom, years ago, I opened the cabinet to find multiple articles left by 3 different girls. It was like they were trying to one up the other. Perfume, brush, hair tie, lip stick, and then one left a tampon........ the smallest you can buy............ and one left an unopened pregnancy test...... it was crazy because none of the 3 ever acted like they knew about the others. And then here you find this b!tch fest pissing match in a bathroom cabinet.

HAHA! The preggo test was 100% for you to find! The girls might have conspired against you and wanted to make long dong silver squirm a bit.

 

[clob94]

Clearly this ain't Clob's first rodeo and I'm quite certain that there is nothing about dames that I could tell him that would be new. Still, as an insurance policy, you might want to have your place tossed by an off-duty LEO. Preferably from the narcotics unit, or financial crimes. They know to look for the smallest evidence and any paper trail.....

Haaaaaa! Funny guy! Believe me when I tell you.... being in the financial industry and doing the "other" stuff I'm involved in, makes me very minutia oriented. Not OCD level, but almost. Can't wait to be able to flip that switch to the off position in a couple of years and start getting freaked out by golden cheeked warblers dive bombing my deer blind.

Until then, the struggle is real!

 

[UTGrad87]

She left a fvcking toothbrush at my house.

A fvcking toothbrush. And I don't mean like, "she left her toothbrush on the counter". Oh no. She left her freaking toothbrush in the toothbrush holder right next to MY toothbrush.

Here's my toothbrush--- and right up against it is hers.....
And she left a purple fvcking loofa in the guest bathroom! What kind of a sick twisted woman leaves a purple fvcking loofa in a man's bathroom? This is why we can't have nice things!

Yo, this is how it starts. Leaving little breadcrumb trails around to mark their territory. And I've got "flight attendant" coming to town tomorow to see her family over the holidays and this is how mother fvckers get into trouble. Fvcking toothbrush and a purple fvcking loofa!

Clob, check for a single earring on your night stand or on the carpet around your night stand. Guaranteed one is there somewhere!

Find all of them . . . burn them . . . play dumb when she asks about them.

 

[clob94]

Clob, check for a single earring on your night stand or on the carpet around your night stand. Guaranteed one is there somewhere!

Find all of them . . . burn them . . . play dumb when she asks about them.

You leave jewelry at my house and you're going to have to buy it back from the pawn shop. Clob don't play that.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

The nice thing about having kids, you can just say, it belongs to one of them. This goes for my 18 year old daughter. woman wants to leave this kind of crap at my place, just needs to say, of that belongs to my daughter.

I also keep lots of family pictures so she can't argue.