Rich Rod out at UA

[speedstrength]

This is like sticking your finger up your nose and pulling out a golden booger. Rich.... you've given a whole new meaning to side piece. You brought your trollup down to the fvcking sidelines with your WIFE, dude! Your WIFE!

And since nobody is that fvcking stupid, you obviously did it on purpose! It's mother fvckers like this that give the rest of dudes a bad name.

Manny Matsakis did the same thing when he was at Texas State. Don't know if his wife was on the sideline but his 22 year old girlfriend was on the sideline. Also saw them out on 4th street together on a saturday night during the season.

 

[clob94]

Manny Matsakis did the same thing when he was at Texas State. Don't know if his wife was on the sideline but his 22 year old girlfriend was on the sideline. Also saw them out on 4th street together on a saturday night during the season.

Manny Matsakis!! Bwaaaahahahahaha. I haven't thought about that guy in 20 + years.

He called me from Hofstra to recruit me. He was like the DC I think. He goes "Hey man, I know you aren't coming to Hofstra but my boss said if I didn't call you, he'd fire me."

I was like "cool coach, I guess you get to keep your job."
He says, "Well, if you decide you just can't live without great pizza, give me a call. We've got the best pizza here in New York."

Top shelf recruiting right there.

 

[ryan_sublett]

Sounds like Sumlin is going to get the job.

Getting a guy like Sumlin this late in the process is a good stroke of luck for Arizona.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Who said Sumlin wasn't going to get a job?

 

[ekal48]

Sounds like Mazzone is going with him.

 

[ryan_sublett]

Sounds like Mazzone is going with him.

Can’t blame him there. Better money no doubt.

 

[outhereincali]

Hoooo. Leeeeee. Fvcking. Shit.


Rich Rodriguez---- you win the internet so far this year!

That is unfvcking believable.

Just so that I understand this-- I'm feeling like I'm about to faint from laughter--
Rich got his assistant to get a sideline pass for his wife. Rich then got his assistant to get sideline pass for the side(line) piece. Rich then makes sure his female assistant keeps in between them so there's no brawl....... <------- THAT my friends, is bowling ball sized, caveman hairy, nuts right there.

What in the fvck could the only possible outcome of this be but catastrophically disastrous.

And then he laments to his assistant about his marital problems and tries to roll up on her too? Brass, fvcking, balls.

And the best part, the part that tells you all you need to know about Rich Rod is----- he like the undies that make his tiny little gnat penis--- look bigger.

So we know these facts:
Rich Rod is still getting payed
He's a complete fvcking creep and a perv
But he's got the biggest gorilla nuts ever
And a penis the size of a light switch.

Unreal.

Damn, not even Barry Switzer did something like this and believe me that's saying a lot.

 

[RoboCocks21]

If this works out for Arizona it will be all laughs at aggy

 

[ryan_sublett]

Sumlin could do well quickly at UA he’s got a QB and USC probsbly gonna be down this year.