ADVERTISEMENT

Texas Volleyball National Championship!

Oh ya.....!!!!!! Well...... I come to your state every November and shoot all your pheasant and fornicate with the only 3 pretty girls in your entire state. And by Texas standards, they are only 7's. Then I eat all your beef, piss on your corn and soybeans, then I take a steaming sh!t at the omaha airport and I don't flush the toilet!

How now brown cow????



That's the best Midwestern smack talk I can do boys. Sorry.
 
Oh ya.....!!!!!! Well...... I come to your state every November and shoot all your pheasant and fornicate with the only 3 pretty girls in your entire state. And by Texas standards, they are only 7's. Then I eat all your beef, piss on your corn and soybeans, then I take a steaming sh!t at the omaha airport and I don't flush the toilet!

How now brown cow????



That's the best Midwestern smack talk I can do boys. Sorry.
Stay classy Longhorns. I hope you don't represent your state. That would be sad.
 
  • Like
Reactions: SantaBarbaraSker
Hey before you come and troll and post get your facts straight. Creighton was not in the final 4 and lost in the sweet 16 to usc which was in San Diego, California.
Your point? They made the tournament and lost to the No. 1 seed. What fact is incorrect?
 
I'm 56 years old and in my lifetime 90% of those years TCU, Baylor, SMU, and Texas Tech totally sucked at football and A&M was slightly above average so don't give me this song and dance that Texas doesn't have more National Titles because of their in state competition...what a bunch of crap! There is no excuse it's called underachieving.
 
  • Like
Reactions: SantaBarbaraSker
Congrats children of the corn. You're lucky our best player only played one game all year. Texas will be back in the mix again next year, and even better with Ebony coming back.
 
Congrats children of the corn. You're lucky our best player only played one game all year. Texas will be back in the mix again next year, and even better with Ebony coming back.

Our best player a transfer from LSU wasn't granted a release so she had to sit out this year. We are loaded for bear next year!
 
I don't like the runner up trophy! 1-2 in national championships appearances....I have no clue what happens to us when we play for a title we end up playing like crap
wow...definition of a whiney sense of entitlement.....could it be possible that we ran into a better team?
 
Stay classy Longhorns. I hope you don't represent your state. That would be sad.
Dude, it's called sarcasm. I know, I know, it's wasted on you people. Honestly, most of Nebraska is filled with such irritatingly nice folks that it's actually unbelievable. You people are so cute and nice I just wanna pinch your cheeks all day. It's like being around a state full of Pollyanna's. I mean, you're all just so adorable! How can one such as myself ever really be mad at you folks? I just want to gobble you all up with a spoon!
 
Dude, it's called sarcasm. I know, I know, it's wasted on you people. Honestly, most of Nebraska is filled with such irritatingly nice folks that it's actually unbelievable. You people are so cute and nice I just wanna pinch your cheeks all day. It's like being around a state full of Pollyanna's. I mean, you're all just so adorable! How can one such as myself ever really be mad at you folks? I just want to gobble you all up with a spoon!

aw shucks...
 
Last edited:
Dude, it's called sarcasm. I know, I know, it's wasted on you people. Honestly, most of Nebraska is filled with such irritatingly nice folks that it's actually unbelievable. You people are so cute and nice I just wanna pinch your cheeks all day. It's like being around a state full of Pollyanna's. I mean, you're all just so adorable! How can one such as myself ever really be mad at you folks? I just want to gobble you all up with a spoon!
Finally, you got it right. It's not easy being nice all the time.
 
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT