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Texas vs moonshine thread

What's with our rehearsed hand slap shake sh!t that we are doing? This celebratory sh!t that looks so stoooopid....... is just dumb! Play fvcking football stop celebrating.

Newsflash: you're losing!
 
Sh!
I've got a "Get out of jail free card"....how about I drive the getaway sled....
Sh!t---- I'd just wait for the cops. Justifiable assault and battery....

And there's Dylan "gift wrapped" Haines again!
 
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Dylan "gift wrapped" Haynes strikes again. That dude is a straight up crumb snatcher.

Just as I'm spewing coffee all over my keyboard reading that post....GDDH makes a pick that ain't no crumb....he snatched the whole loaf....
 
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Looooooooong out route that too forever to get there. Anybody else hold their breath when Shane makes that loooooong out route throw?
 
Concussion protocol:

Doc- "Shane, do you know what your name is?"
Shane- "Fried chicken!"
Doc- "Shane, do you know who we are playing?"
Shane- "Tuesday!"
 
I think SB is still on queer street. He's got this foggy look in his eyes.

Wait----- can I say that? Is queer street still PC to say because I'm talking about him getting his bell rung or am I going to get protest marches dedicated to me? MM---- I need a ruling.
 
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if we are going to get rid of Charlie..i kind of hope we don't make a bowl game. I want this season over in 2 more games. I honestly do not care if we lose to Kansas to be honest. Lets move on.
 
Obvious observation, but Buechele needs to work on pocket awareness. He is mostly oblivious.
It's obvious your observation is obviously obvious--- but may I suggest that our offensive line obviously needs to learn how to freaking block.
 
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