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Top Pickup Lines by Elderly People

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Come here often? If so, could you tell me where I am?

Do you have an oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

Would you like to come by and see my medicine cabinet?

You should make like a compression sock and give me a squeeze.

Ever had a lap dance in a wheel chair before?

Do you play bingo? I swear I've seen you B4...

Hey baby, wanna help me test my new hip replacement?

That pretty smile of yours would sure look good in a glass on my nightstand.

Your heating pad or mine?

You're not dead either? We have so much in common.
 
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